Okay, me....this is hard. I guess I am just supposed to ramble about myself. I'm a musician. I'm majoring in music in college, double majoring in Classical guitar performance and also in Music Composition which is pretty fun I guess. I also play jazz and rock, classical is pretty much because of school. I'm also currently rediscovering my love for baseball that I had as a boy .

I'm all about havin' fun, you know, get a couple cocktails in me start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to Sea World, take my pants off. Anyways, I've become famous for my signature catch phrase, WHAMMY!!! As in, "Gene Tenis at the plate...and....WHAMMY!!!!

So I'm updating my profile cause I'm tired of seeing that I'm only 70% complete. I'm adding some stuff in but I don't want to take things out because I now need over 1,000 words. I've now graduated and gotten my degree, finally, and I'm looking forward to getting my masters, but I'm going to be taking a break and paying off some debt first.

I am intelligent, witty, and caring

So I rarely update this, and my pics are a little older on here, but if you're interested in seeing some cool music or me now, check out my YouTube channel.

http://www.youtube.com/user/ChrisClonesMusic?feature=mhee

I don't really understand how I'm supposed to put two different things here...lol. I guess what I'm doing right now is working on school. When I get out I'm going to take over the family buisness and all, saving up to buy a house, all sortsa nonsense like that. The folley of youth, ehh?

I recently seperated from the band I had put all my effort into and am currently working on redefining myself as an artist. I'm doing my best to fully embrace my art, trying to feel everything that I experience to the fullest and writing everything I can about them. I've really been working on building my vocal capabilities in the hopes that I can do my own vocals and basically end up having my own band. I know that sounds a little weird, but I'm really tired of doing all the work and being the creative force and being treated like a supporting role.

As for my future and my employment, I'm currently working as a photographer during the day and doing picking up whatever gigs I can in this tragically crippled economy we have right now. I've been teaching guitar lessons for about 5 years now, and hopefully I'll be able to get my certification to get into public school teaching in the fall. If I can do that, it would let me work on my masters in programs over the summer and on weekends and not be starving at the same time.

Being a cocky jackass. (jk) I like to think of myself as a jack of all trades. Mediocre to good at many things, but an expert at none. I'm a decent artist, pretty good at sculpture, pottery and photography. I'm alright at composing, good at guitar playing and I'm developing into a decent songwriter. I think I'm a good friend, I'm sure some people would say otherwise, but I try. I try to be a good son to my parents and also strive to be a good boyfriend when applicable, although, again, I'm sure there are some who could say otherwise.

I think I'm pretty good with people. Every job I've ever had I've had a forte for customer service and administration type positions where I've developed some sort of interpersonal relations.

My hair. Also, I have to have nails on my right hand for classical guitar, so that too. I dunno if these are good notices...I've been told I have good eyes and also good eyebrows (although I'm not too sure what constitutes "good" in eyebrows)

In the past few years I began working out a good bit, and upon getting into shape, I kinda went against my past of jeans and band shirt type of style and got into couture and all, so a lot of people notice I'm generally really meticulous about matching, but not in like an uber flamboyant way or anything. I really like to match my shoes to my shirt is all, but I guess not a lot of guys do, so that gets me noticed.

a)The Prophet, Farenhiet 451, The Vampire Lestat, Great Expectations,

b) I'm never good at listing my absolute favorites, so I'm just gonna list the first favorites that come to mind. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Jackie Brown, The Labrynth, Guys and Dolls, Star Wars, Elizabethtown, Wes Anderson stuff like the Darjeling Limited, Requium for a Dream, Chasing Amy, The Fountain, Boogie Nights. I've got a million favorite movies....I really love them and have hundreds of DVDs.

c) Anything. School has opened me up. I love Zeppelin, Sinatra, Debusey, Jeff Buckley, Madonna, Outkast, The Talking Heads, Miles Davis, Willie Nelson, D'Angelo, Paul Simon, Lady Gaga, Common, Smashing Pumpkins, Amos Lee, Three Dog Night, Janelle Monae, Justin Timberlake, Stevie Wonder, Gov't Mule, B.O.B., Rocco Deluca, Jill Scott, Johnny Cash, Regina Spektor, Erykah Badu, Beatles, Michael Jackson, Mutemath, Norah Jones, A Perfect Circle, John Mayer, Hank Williams.

Love, family and friends, touch, music, Wit, and my ability to think freely and reason

Also, for more material types of things...

Baseball, Law and Order, My iPhone, My Macbook, the gym, and my Harley.

You're going to have to ask me this one. I would have to update it daily.

Depends on the friday night. Hopefully out seeing some live music.

I'm the Stylish one of the group. I know what you're askin' yourself, and the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis, it's called The Octagon. But, I also nicknamed my testes. The left one is James Westfall and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. If you ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang.

I once shot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die.

...You have made it this far. Don't give up! Act now, supplies limited

...You can do the kinds of stuff that only Prince would sing about