I am sarcastic and my jokes sometimes cross a line so if you're
easily offended, too bad. I'm short and like most short people I'm
fiesty. I don't drink I don't smoke and I don't do drugs, I also
prefer to not hang out with people that do. I do like anime but I'm
not... creepily obsessed with it like some are. You know who you
are. I like to sit around and do nothing, I like to go for walks
with my dog, snuggle and watch movies, craft things, play games,
read and watch my fish swim around plotting world domination.
(Weirdest dream I ever had...)
If you want to know more feel free to contact me
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to survive in the real world.
I’m really good at
Giving massages, crocheting, forgetting things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short. I'm sarcastic. I'm shy. I'm busty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many to list. Top three as of right now
Books: Septemus Heap, Daniel X, my Harley Quinn comics...
Movies: Guardians of the Galaxy, Big Hero 6, Jumanji
Shows: Supernatural, Torchwood, Kill la Kill
Music: Lindsey Sterling, Emilie Autumn, Five Finger Death
Food: Japanese, Italian, Mediterranean... I would like to try some
The six things I could never do without
Asside from the obvious life essentials....
My Best friend Sam
My puppy, Jynx
Tea or coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A lot of things. I often over think things
On a typical Friday night I am
Most of the time, nothing, unfortunately. Maybe we'll rent a movie
or go see one but usually I'm just crafting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Uh.... I can believably purr like a cat.... Lamest talent ever....
And I can cross one eye at a time
You should message me if
• you've made it this far and don't think I'm too weird.
• you have something more to say than just "hi"
• you don't smoke, drink(more than on just holidays) or do other
• also if you're looking for casual sex... just.. leave and don't