Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to pose as a photographer to get into concerts and
festivals. I worked for my college newspaper and learned how to
email managers and venues to score press tickets and backstage
passes. I've been on stage in front of five-thousand people with
Rusko. Smoked a joint with Das Racist. Interviewed grammy nominated
duo Crystal Method.
I travelled through Europe and was in my first international
terrorist attack at sixteen. I lived in Hawaii and Oahu and I never
learned to surf. I rode halfway across the United States on a
motorcycle and only almost died twice. I've jumped out of a planes
and once front flipped a 50 foot cliff on a snowboard. And singing
and playing guitar is harder than I though.
I like breakfast at all times of the day. My least favorite chore
is folding laundry. I can strum a guitar and handle my own with a
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making bacon and eggs.
"Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend to view with the
same kind of traditionalized reverence that most people associate
with Lunch and Dinner. I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost
never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle
needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine
is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home — and regardless of
whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a personal ritual
that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of
genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four
Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a
half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced
chiles, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a
chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of
Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for
dessert... Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers,
all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the
next twenty-four hours and at least one source of good music… All
of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun,
and preferably stone naked." -H.S.T.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Haruki Murakami, Paulo Coelho, Huxley, Orwell, Vonnegut,
Hunter S Thompson, Creighton, Chuck Palahniuk, Ect.
Shows: Breaking Bad, Californication, House of Cards, Arrested
Development, Always Sunny, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Homeland, 30
Rock, Community, Entourage.
Movies: Wes Anderson, Martin Scorsese, Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick,
Judd Apatow, Aronofsky, Spike Lee, James Franco, Seth Rogan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Over Priced Apple Products
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where is the best Bloody Mary in Seattle?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bar. Show. Reading. Road Trip.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some days i feel like a professional procrastinator.
But I'll work on fixing that tomorrow.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to
live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the
same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but
burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like
spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue
centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!"
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