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  • Ages 21–30
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Last online
Oct 11
5' 6" (1.68m)
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My self-summary
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I used to pose as a photographer to get into concerts and festivals. I worked for my college newspaper and learned how to email managers and venues to score press tickets and backstage passes. I've been on stage in front of five-thousand people with Rusko. Smoked a joint with Das Racist. Interviewed grammy nominated duo Crystal Method.

I travelled through Europe and was in my first international terrorist attack at sixteen. I lived in Hawaii and Oahu and I never learned to surf. I rode halfway across the United States on a motorcycle and only almost died twice. I've jumped out of a planes and once front flipped a 50 foot cliff on a snowboard. And singing and playing guitar is harder than I though.

I like breakfast at all times of the day. My least favorite chore is folding laundry. I can strum a guitar and handle my own with a DSLR.
I’m really good at
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Making bacon and eggs.

"Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend to view with the same kind of traditionalized reverence that most people associate with Lunch and Dinner. I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home — and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chiles, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert... Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours and at least one source of good music… All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked." -H.S.T.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Haruki Murakami, Paulo Coelho, Huxley, Orwell, Vonnegut, Hunter S Thompson, Creighton, Chuck Palahniuk, Ect.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Californication, House of Cards, Arrested Development, Always Sunny, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Homeland, 30 Rock, Community, Entourage.

Movies: Wes Anderson, Martin Scorsese, Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, Judd Apatow, Aronofsky, Spike Lee, James Franco, Seth Rogan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Travel
- Cooking
- Art
- Over Priced Apple Products
- Music
- Goals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where is the best Bloody Mary in Seattle?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bar. Show. Reading. Road Trip.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Some days i feel like a professional procrastinator.
But I'll work on fixing that tomorrow.
You should message me if
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"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!"