This is from the website "Oldschool Reviews". It's about the movie Sideways, which I really like. Anyway, here's stuff about me
* I have a beard
* I wear a lot of plaid shirts and boots in the winter
* I am hirsute
*I wink at inappropriate times; example:
Me: Hey, Brian! Haven't seen you in ten years. How's it going?
Old high school friend: Not good; my grandpa just died.
Me: Oh, that's awful. (wink)
OHSF: (terrified look on his face)
* I have been described as "retrosexual"
*David Bowie used to be very androgynous
* I used to build gigantic towers/powerlines for XCel.
* I am a lot like Gaston from "Beauty and the Beast"...except I read a lot...and I don't hunt...and I won't lock your dad in an insane asylum while attempting to date you....and I won't try to murder your horned anthropomorphic bear-man boyfriend...uh, I guess we're both men?
*Pork should be cooked medium, not well-done
* I suffered a traumatic brain injury when I was 17 and I can barely smell anything now.
* I like inside jokes
* The worst way to start a best man speech is, "I think Hitler said it best when..."
* I am slowly going gray and I love it
* No one was more bad ass than Prince circa 1985
* I make lefse
* I am a horrible singer
* My ringtone is "West End Girls" by Pet Shop Boys
* 9/16/2013 update: I have a new kitten named Meow-cho Cat Randy Savage. He is adorable. It was either that name or Meowcalm X, Cat Damon, Catman Begins, or Vladimir Purrtin. Again, he is adorable.
*NOTE* One thing I am definitely NOT into is committing hate crimes, so if you are don't bother messaging me...I'm looking at you, KKKgurrrrl44 and WhitePOW_HER69; it's not gonna happen ladies, so stop asking me out.