I'm an extremely nice person who looks serious. I like to laugh more than I really should. I'm also ridiculously well-read and traveled (through Europe, that is).
I'm not snobby, loud, angry, or lazy. I am, however, fragrant. I smell really, really good. Like minerals, grapefruit, oranges, and pepper. That's what I smell like.
Oh, and I'm an uncle...and I love it.
Fun Facts:
* I grow a beard in the fall/winter
* I wear a lot of plaid shirts and boots in the winter
* I am hirsute
* I have been described as "retrosexual"
* I am much stronger than you and most people you know
* I have large callouses on my hands
* I used to build gigantic towers/powerlines for XCel.
* I am a lot like Gaston from "Beauty and the Beast"...except I read a lot...and I don't hunt...and I won't lock your dad in an insane asylum while attempting to date you....and I won't try to murder your horned anthropomorphic bear-man boyfriend...uh, I guess we're both men?
* I suffered a traumatic brain injury when I was 17 and I can barely smell anything now.
* I like inside jokes
* I am slowly going gray and I love it
* No one was more bad ass than Prince circa 1985
* I make lefse
* I am a horrible singer
* My ringtone is "West End Girls" by Pet Shop Boys