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28 New York, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:12pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Used up
Special Diet
Atheism and it’s important
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Yiddish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Brooklyn native (grew up in south Brooklyn) .
Leftist weirdo into extremely heavy music and all that comes with it.
Youll find me at ABC No Rio most Saturdays before work.
Im a "night owl" in every sense of the word.
I'll brave daylight if i think youre worth it though.
Im on here to find someone who is as quick to smile and share a laugh as i am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hired Goon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
goofy ridiculous dancing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height and eyelashes .
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i'll just put genres i enjoy as to not exhaust your eyes or my fingers.

-I mainly read non fiction and true crime novels.
I love it when something scares me so bad i have to turn lights on before entering a room.

-Theres not enough space for the movie thing. I would be typing 'til my fingers fell off.

-The simpsons (seasons 2-9 are gold)

Hardcore punk to Hip Hop (no top 40 bullshit)

As long as its vegan/vegetarian im willing to make a go at it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books - Music - Coffee - Jokes - Friends - empathy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to have fun no matter where i am or what i'm doing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working the door in the lower east side.
My "weekends" are Sundays and Mondays.
Those nights are ones where im catching up with friends playing darts and laughing so hard i run outta breath.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Alright alright , youre twisting my
Arm here..Im Spartacus .
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to sincerely try to get to know me better.
You have a gigantic sense of humor.
You enjoy going to museums way too much.
Know any jokes. Ive got a million of them.

Do not message me if
You blame the poor for your problems.
Support racist legislation.
Are Right Wing.
Cant take a joke or are easily offended.
Hate chest hair.
Emotionally cold or unavailable.