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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm in no way easy going and have never worked hard or played hard. Can you keep up with me? Probably, since this is a dating site not a fucking Spartan Race. Now that we got that out of the way...

I feel like I can get along with anyone, unless you're a jerk, in that case we will not be friends. I can be shy in an unfamiliar setting, but I'm very open and talkative one on one. If you bring me to a large house party full of your friends I don't know on our first date, we might have a problem.

I have a scar on my left eyebrow after I hit my head on my guitar while on tour in California. I have a scar underneath my chin from falling down the stairs on Christmas morning when I was seven. I went to the emergency room holding my new Hulk Hogan doll.

At the end of a random encounter someone once said to me, "Thank you for being you" and it changed my life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I manage a real estate office. Not one of the scummy ones, though. More importantly, I do my best to be a good person, which is probably what we should all be doing with our lives. And eat lots of pizza.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm the funniest guy I know, but nobody else seems to agree. Sooo making myself laugh?

My mom thinks I'm a good listener
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lately it's been the fact that I look like Mac from Its Always Sunny.
And my small ears
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sedaris, Vonnegut, Eggers
TV: Mr. Show, Broad City, Law & Order:SVU, Breaking Bad, Dateline, The Killing, Frontline, Bizarre Foods
Music: Springsteen, The Replacements, Future Islands, Avail, Bonnie Prince Billy, Big Freedia, Gin Blossoms, Drake, Neil Young, my ultimate dance mix on spotify.
Food: Cadbury Mini Eggs
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Right now the only thing would be spotify. Holy christ it's awesome.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How "Everybody wants to rule the world" is the best song of all time.

And how many girls on this site like posting pictures of themselves with tigers or African children
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out catching some live music, or maybe eating cookies in bed before crying myself to sleep. You know, standard adult male stuff.

I typically work Saturday mornings, so I'm more of a Saturday night guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I recently caught myself checking out my ass in a rather aggressive angle in the mirror and thought, " If my date later on tonight could see me now there's zero chance she'd show up."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd rather meet in person than send endless emails. Or, you know, if you feel like it.

Also, if you think this is funny:
"No spoilers!"