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33 M Brighton, MA

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Last Online
Yesterday – 8:39pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm in no way easy going and have never worked hard or played hard. Now that we got that out of the way...

I feel like I can get along with anyone, unless you're a jerk, in that case we will not be friends. I can be shy in an unfamiliar setting, but I'm very open and talkative one on one. If you bring me to a large house party full of your friends I don't know on our first date, we might have a problem. I'm not really looking for someone that's always looking for attention-and I don't mean that you're always looking for attention from me, that's just fine, I'm just not usually attracted to loud people that need the spotlight constantly.

I have a scar on my left eyebrow after I hit my head on my guitar while on tour in California. I have a scar underneath my chin from falling down the stairs on Christmas morning when I was seven. I went to the emergency room holding my new Hulk Hogan doll.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm the funniest guy I know, but nobody else seems to agree. Sooo making myself laugh?

My mom thinks I'm a good listener
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lately it's been the fact that I look like Mac from Its Always Sunny.
And my small ears
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Sedaris, Vonnegut, Eggers
TV: Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Law & Order:SVU, Breaking Bad, Dexter, American Horror Story, Frontline, Bizarre Foods
Music: Springsteen, Superchunk, Future Islands, Converge, Avail, Bonnie Prince Billy, Big Freedia, Gin Blossoms, Drake, Neil Young, my ultimate dance mix on spotify.
Food: Cadbury Mini Eggs
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Right now the only thing would be spotify. Holy christ it's awesome.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How "Everybody wants to rule the world" is the best song of all time.

And how many girls on this site like posting pictures of themselves with tigers or African children
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out catching some live music, or maybe eating cookies in bed before crying myself to sleep. You know, standard adult male stuff.

I typically work Saturday mornings, so I'm more of a Saturday night guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've gone to seven Poison concerts

The first time I really felt like an adult was when I got heartburn on Thanksgiving three years ago

I have no interest in running while people throw colors at me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd rather meet in person than send endless emails. Or, you know, if you feel like it.

Also, if you think this is funny:
"No spoilers!"