I hate writing in these things. I joined this site because I like to do quizzes when I'm bored. I thought I should probably fill out some sort of a profile seeing as I have one, would hate to be known as the girl with no substance.

Table manners. People who get up early. Aspiring world tyrants. Insense sticks. Tarantino. Stationary. Guitar Hero World Tour. Gear + Mustang Bar. Jack Daniels. Documentaries. Rhetorical questions. Talkshows. Team Fortress 2. Week night drinking. Dinosaur comics. 500 piece puzzles. Opposite day. Noise. Google Earth. Inside jokes. Tattoos. Brass knuckles. Being alive. Being asleep, Beatrix Potter. The sound of roller-blades on the pavement. Lightning. The smell of old books and new plastic. Sunscreen. Beanies. Gold jewelry. Sir Beaumont Spencer.

You know the saying curiosity killed the cat?
I'm the cat.

Working a bank job I hate, studying something I'm not sure i'm interested in anymore. The usual.

Being a mug. Anything else I feel like being good at.

Slipping my nose stud in and out with ease. It amazes people.

Picking the wrong guys: The last guy I was in a relationship with is now in jail.

My hair, because it's so goddamn long (and luscious might I add).

Books: I'll read just about anything. Military literature, classics, fantasy, Stephen King, V.C Andrews, Tom Clancy and anything to do with philosophy and true stories.
Oh, you also can't go past a good autobiography.

Movies: Lock stock and two smokin' barrels is my favourite movie of all time. Crank, Snatch, Love honour and obey, Blow, Natural Born Killers, The usual suspects, Gladiator, Romper Stomper, Black Hawk down. Anything by: Tarantino, Guy Ritchie, Tim Burton and Speilberg. Other than that I generally like anything to do with death and destruction, drugs, excessive violence, I also enjoy romantic comedies and love musicals. I really rate zombie movies. One thing I don't like is children's animated films - gag. Oh, i've also been told i'm a magnet for B-grade films. Hmm go figure.

Music: Lately i've been listening to alot of music from the UK - The Streets are a great group and there are some awesome underground DJs and club music. I'll listen to most kinds of music, typically things like Cypress Hill, Hilltop Hoods & Bliss n Eso, Linkin Park (collision course with Jay-Z has got to be one of my favourite albums of all time), System of a Down, Prodigy, Rage against the Machine, Dinosaur Jr, British India, DMX, Nick Skitz, Neil Diamond, Debussy, Chevelle, The Mars Volta, The Killers, Augustana, The Raconteurs, The decemberists, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Muse, D12 and The Offspring are some of my favourites.

Food: Any sort of breakfast food... I could eat breakfast food any time of the day, especially cereal. I also love mint choc chip ice cream and fruit - namely green grapes, nectarines, pineapple, mango, cherries and oranges.

Stimulation (music, TV, internet, people), my toothbrush, ice cold water (I drink about 2 - 3 litres a day), my phone, a comfortable place to sleep, and my best friend - my twin brother.

Everything and nothing. Topics range from the fate of the free world to ice-cream toppings.

If you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy backwards, it's a saga about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the films walking home.

Usually out and about with friends, most often having some drinks but not always. On the odd occasion I have been known to stay in and watch a movie or read a book. Nothing is ever concrete with me. I never make plans.

I am terrified of impending alien invasions.

And I have the most spectacular 'secret escape plan' for if anyone were to attack me/break into my house etc. I'm genuinely afraid of murderers, burglars and rapists and it is my personal opinion that 95% of people's 'secret escape plan's' involve attacking the eyes in some way - just like mine does.

Whatever.