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26 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 22
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Not at all
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First off, music to read to:

I'm patient and very logic oriented, though I'm getting a little more in touch with more subtle emotions these days. I love to think, but I do my best thinking with a conversation buddy. I like to think about why the world is how it is, whether we should try to change it, and how we can make a fresh-baked cookie and ice cream sandwich more delicious.

I like to do new things. Learning from someone who is excited to share their knowledge is fantastic. My patience makes me a passable teacher, too, and I like sharing what little knowledge I have.

I can be unintentionally blunt sometimes. I really have trouble giving empty compliments. I think an honest conversation about the ways to improve is way more interesting and worthwhile.

I'm quite liberal leaning, and I think it's because I'm optimistic about the potential for improving all of our lives through change (read: progress). I don't think money is necessarily the foundation for this change, but I'd wager it's involved quite a bit.

(Also: Ultimate, Disc Golf, Snowboarding, Games...)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working retail at the moment, but I'm working retail in Seattle. This is my favorite city that I've been to thus far and that's really the reason I'm here. This place is so accepting and even though I'm not really in need of that personally (as a straight, white man), I think it's incredibly important for a society. Also, science is rad and an educated population means I get to make friends with lots of scientists.

I'm slowly trying to teach myself to program because it seems practical and puzzle-like (fun!), but my social life (and hopefully personal growth) has taken on more importance to me as of late (and I have less time as a result). I also really want to play music! I've only had one super-compatible music buddy in my life, I'd love to find another.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Analyzing the shit out of something. I love asking questions - it's my preferred mode of communication. I think my least favorite conversations begin with the phrase, "Remember that time". I like learning new things (being really inquisitive tends to help) and soak them up quickly, but my memory doesn't tend to hold onto the information for long (can I blame the traditional exam-cram American learning environment for this, please?).

Also, picking just the right word to say exactly what I mean - this sometimes takes an awkwardly long amount of time.

Also also, opening and closing doors with my feet when my hands are full.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My (luxurious) eyelashes (?) or my straight teeth (I have a full set!).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Disclaimer:My memory isn't so good and I like to think my brain and tastes are ever-developing!:

Books: **Reading Now: Cloud Atlas - D. Mitchell

The Gone-Away World (it's hard to recommend with such a dumb name, but it's good in a number of ways, I promise), Brave New World, Cat's Cradle, The Road, Ishmael

Movies: Stranger Than Fiction, Memento, Juno, Mr. Brooks, Hero, Ratatouille, Fight Club

TV Shows: Party Down, Parks and Recreation, Curb Your Enthusiasm (just getting started...), The Cube (best game-show ever?), America's Best Dance Crew, The Sing-Off, The Voice, Top Chef (but only when they aren't scheming and/or yelling at one another)

Music: Department of Eagles, The Go! Team, Phantogram, Shugo Tokumaru, Elliott Smith, Amiina (I put Kurr on pretty much every night at bed time), Al Green

Food: Chiang's Gourmet, Rain City Burgers, Tamarind Tree, Monkey Bridge, Poppy, Musashi's, Fainting Goat (gelato is a food, too), Thai Tom

Games: TOWERFALL, Super Smash Brothers: Melee, Super Puzzle Platformer, Agricola, Blockus Trigon, Pictionary, Portal (2), Starcraft 2, Half Life 2 (still need to play episode 2...), The Stanley Parable, Osmos, Mario Kart, Braid, Super Mario World, Super Meat Boy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Webbernets
Intellectual Stimulation
People Who Care
Pretty Sights and Sounds
Farmers (hopefully they'll give me time to learn to feed myself before they all call it quits)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not to buy something. If you don't spend much time thinking about this, we may have some friction there...

How the world could be better. I'm pretty convinced people are working too hard on all the wrong things, but my brain gets a little overwhelmed when I try to sort out those patterns. A lot easier to think about are the ways that I can improve my direct treatment of others and ways to use a very small share of our planet's resources (hence the username). I didn't think I was so focused on this, but I keep getting lovingly mocked about it, so I guess it's a pretty big part of who I am now.

Human ingenuity. People have come up with some pretty incredible solutions to problems that I didn't know existed. TED talks are really entertaining and inspiring to me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing games, watching movies or enjoying a tasty (often homemade) meal with friends. Going out to bars and clubs isn't unheard of, but as a non-drinker it's not usually my first suggestion. My social life kind of goes in cycles, there are weeks of constant action and weeks of very little. Maybe a more even distribution would be good, but it doesn't usually work out that way. I like games/movies/conversations that make me think.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
See TV Show section above. Also, I have an outie.
You should message me if
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-you also think Seattle is lovely.
-you think we have just enough in common to keep our disagreements civil, but interesting.
-you want to chat and maybe... uh... go on a date?

You shouldn't message me if:
-you think logical thoughts are boring.
-you have no ambition to better yourself in any way.
-you don't like snuggling.