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32 Enfield, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
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Graduated from university
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My self-summary
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I like being behind the camera sober (see my website) and merry in front of it (see pics for details).

I like to look at the world and take pictures of it, then i usually chuck the best ones on here:

"We are not nouns, we are verbs. I am not a thing – an actor, a writer – I am a person who does things – I write, I act – and I never know what I am going to do next. I think you can be imprisoned if you think of yourself as a noun."
Stephen Fry

The Office-
Gareth: Right, her details. Her marital status: single, divorced—
David: Not divorced. Nah, husband might still be around, might be a nutter. I'm not getting into all that.
Gareth: Widowed?
David: I'd bloody love her to be widowed.

'Stop looking at the walls and look out the window.'
Karl Pilkington on art galleries.

This is true:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on the photography every week, building the empire.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photographing things differently, making light of the world, dressing myself in the morning, undressing myself at night.

I was going to add a saucy 'this may well extend to undressing you', but then I might sound like I was trying to be your care worker...
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like The Sopranos, The Wire, The Office, The Mighty Boosh, The Rolling Stones, The E Street Band, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, The A Team, The Goonies, The Moon Landings, The Fifth Amendment, The Magna Carta, The Fortune of War pub in Brighton...

Bryson's Short History of Nearly Everything.

Everyday I'm shuffling....between 24,000 songs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Honed sense of humour
Zoned sense of adventure
The good fellas
The camera
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What photos I should take next.
What music I should shuffle next.
How to create a scene or montage from a piece of music.
Quixotic, exotic, erotic women...but i can appreciate a nice English or Irish flavour as well ;)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Off the wagon
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That we're both on here to eventually see one another's private things.
You should message me if
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My intentions are to meet a girl I fancy and can have a laugh with; then do what comes natural based on this combination. That's it, and that's all it ever should be - I don't do agendas. How about you?

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