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26 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:24am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Dropped out of university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
“I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.”
— Allen Ginsberg

Hi! My name is Lewis, but most folks call me Lewy, and I really hate writing self-summaries.

I am a pretty non-homogenous mixture of silly and mature.
I have never been involved in a land war in Asia, nor have I went up against a Sicilian when death was on the line. I keep bees, a shabby little garden, and have a little homely workshop downstairs. I flop between acting like an old geezer, a boring melancholy and Huckleberry Fin. I didn't shoot the sheriff or the deputy, but they both probably deserved it. I can build houses from the ground up, and one day will get to live in one instead of just being paid to erect them. I like getting drafted into crazy journeys almost as much as leading others into them myself.

I oppose and actively combat bigotry in all its forms, and if you are curious at all what I mean by that please send me a message!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at an AMAZING Machine shop as a tool and cutter grinder, and for a highly skilled mason named Swan who I usually just call Dad these days. Up the blue-collar laborers! I'm living at a great house called the Crooked Throne (our toilet tilts a little to the right) filled with awesome folks, and saving up to go back to school and/or buy myself some land.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communicating openly, reading until three AM, adventuring, wasting time with someone neat, beekeeping, wilderness survival, first aid, schooling dudes regarding feminism, instrument repair, canning, sewing, enjoying the flippin' sky and handyman work. I'm a great cook.

I'm also a pretty damn good kisser if I do say so myself!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm usually rocking large earrings, a beard, and a smile. If I'm with my skateboard it always gets seen first though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh man, we'll have to get to this later for a real list, this stuff is better to actually talk about, but here's a short one for authors:

Vonnegut, Inga Muscio, Daniel Quinn, J. D. Salinger, Jonathan Safran Foer, George Orwell, Herman Hesse, Joe Sacco, Louis Sachar, C.S. Lewis (I know: 'ew,' but the Chronicles of Narnia were my childhood Harry Potter series), Chinua Achebe, Dossie Easton, Catherine A. Liszt, Aldous Huxley, Chuck Palahniuk.

I read a massive amount of non-fiction, manuals, text books and the like. I like to be an effective operator of the human body.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My longboard, my guitar, a nice bed to come home to, windows, a good pair of shoes, and toilet paper.

After oxygen, water, food, sleep, clothing, and shelter of course.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The complexities of social interactions between individuals, groups, cultures, and generations. Past historical peoples like the Maya, the Egyptians, the Olmec, the Greeks etc. How other people/animals experience their lives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing board/card games, running around stencil tagging, night-boarding, dumpster diving, camping, kicking back with a good film, staying up WAY too late drinking mate with a book I can't put down. Sometimes getting convinced to tag along to a bar or a party, and always being glad I went.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a Prince Albert piercing : )
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to go on a date or just make a new friend or you want to chat, hang-out, get coffee or tea or food, go camping or hiking or anything else outside.

If you like giving back massages you will be my new bestest friend!