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LexBenson

26 F Buffalo, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Croatian (Poorly), Basque (Poorly), Lithuanian (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ball-breaking since '88.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"You don't wanna beat me or screw me. God, what kind of marriage is this? Bring a book." -Jerri Blank.

Oh, right...I work as a florist and a bookkeeper at a flower shop in Lewiston and NF. I stay home and out of the way Sun-Thurs. Then when I'm let out of my crate for the weekends I disappear in a blaze of black outs. I have yet to find someone to keep up with this.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Driving on country roads, forgetting faces and names, dates and times, writing, drawing, self-defecating humor, drinking whiskey, chain smoking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I probably am not allowed to be smoking in this establishment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Gahhhh! Its a cliche, but Hunter S. Thompson (anything by him) but especially "The Terrible saga of the Hells Angels", "The Prophet", "Valley of The Dolls", "The Outlawed American Poetry Bible". As far as movies, I don't own-a-one. But, Anything from Q.T., anything fucking horrible scary/disturbing/rapey, meh. Always Sunny, South Park, Seinfeld, Frasier, Family Guy, American Dad, Unsealed (government conspiracy show), I Survived, Will and Grace, Sex and the Shitty. MUSIC: Lots and lots. Heres some high lights: The Misfits, Iggy and the Stooges, New York Dolls, Distillers, Spinnerette, Cock Sparrer, Ottis Redding, Buzzcocks, Sam Cooke, Velvet Underground, Anti-Nowhere League, Toots and The Maytals, Wanda Jackson, Patti Smith, Lana Del Ray, Bobby D, The Specials, The Adicts, The Rezillos, everything 90's (except alice in chains and TOOL), Vampire Weekend, The Rolling Stones. I fucking love food but I keep a strict eye on diet...mainly because I refuse to go any faster than a mild stroll.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Putting on fake accents (the southern belle and Boston to be specific, my cowboy boots, wigs, nylons, Friday night, Saturday night.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tomorrow. Yesterday. Fantasy land.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pre-gaming for Saturday. Dicking around with my record player and a strong drink before I stumble to Allen to mock myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I joined Okcupid.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you don't use faggy emoticons (such as, but not limited to
: ) ; P ) or any LOL's. If you're not a tool or a bro or wear sandals anywhere outside of a beach, or wear button ups or order Disaronno on the rocks, or over power your car with Yankee Candle shit. I'm starting to realize why I'm on a dating site.