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33 F Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:59am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them

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My self-summary
My likes include the smell of a fresh page, anything Ron Swanson related, and all Apple products. I dislike picky eaters, tardiness, and Sandra Bullock.

I eat out constantly and can whip up a mean dinner. No food snobbery here, though: I tear in to grilled cheese and sweetbreads with equal abandon.

Moderation isn't my strong suit. My opinions are plenty, whether it be on politics (my heart bleeds) or emoticons (grown people should use them sparingly.) I grew up in a blue collar family; Dad was a bartender. As a result, I know a lot of men named Spider. I have a bit of a mouth and can give as good as I get.

The "personal life" section on Wikipedia is my most dirtiest of loves. I hate to laugh. Per DC law, I enjoy a good, boozy brunch. If you can't hug me with commitment, don't hug me at all. Do not even get me started on weak handshakes.

I still know how to let loose and my doctor would probably be very pleased if I cut back a bit on the drinking. That said, I somehow managed to mature in this city full of arrested development. If you think messing with service staff or making a complete drunken spectacle of yourself is a fun Saturday night, we likely won't mesh.

Finally, I am sure your penis is lovely, but I don't want a picture of it.

What I’m doing with my life
I am freelance writing on the side and working hard at a job I love for a trade association in a field that inspires me. We are supposed to say we love our jobs here, yes?

After hours, I am corralling my friends, searching for the perfect piece of art for my apartment, and dicking around far too much on the internet.
I’m really good at
...playing devil's advocate but listening to the other point of view, watching truly terrible television, selecting the perfect Prince song to suit any moment.
The first things people usually notice about me
A male friend says this is what is noticed about me: vibrancy, zeal, a delightfully foul mouth, and boobs.

I do have fucking wonderful boobs.

A warning: I have several tattoos, so if body art isn't your thing, do with this what you will.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The 19th Wife, Love Is a Mix Tape, Boss Lady, Marcel the Shell with Shoes On, The Awakening

Movies: Little Children, No Country for Old Men, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Inglorious Basterds, Full Metal Jacket, The Hangover, Casino

Shows: Parks and Recreation, Sons of Anarchy, The Wire, Friday Night Lights

Music: Prince, Talking Heads, Bon Iver, Tegan and Sara, shamefully bad rap music

Food: short ribs, carnitas, meatballs, brussel sprouts, rye
The six things I could never do without
This section solely exists to make everyone look like a jackass. I will not answer it, OKC. You can't make me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If Tami and Coach Taylor are still happy in Philly.

When "eating healthy" became an acceptable answer for a hobby on this site.

Is every man's favorite movie "The Big Lebowski"? This site would have me believe so.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends. Or in with friends. Or in alone. I lead a very rich life.

I save rescuing orphans for Saturday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still use two spaces after a period, MLA be damned.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 32–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are looking for a partner in law abiding. You hate online dating cliches. You can hold up your end of a conversation. You find yourself passionate about seemingly insignificant things. You love not camping. You aren't looking for pen pals and actually want to meet. You are an active participant in your own life. You find feminists sexy. Emotional intimacy is just as important to you as physical intimacy. You can tell me the meaning of life...or just reach something on the high shelf.