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37 Fort Lauderdale, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly other
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Has dogs
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I'm an adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer and manic self-publicist with a dash of bravado and conceit who is mechanically inept, terribly bad at personal relationships and often thought to be completely off his rocker. The secret to my wild and haphazard life is that I never truly understand the significants of anything I do. I attack everything in life with a mixture of extraordinary genius and naive incompetents and it's often difficult to tell which is which."

I have the curiosity of a child. I try to approach everything with an open mind and often tilt my head like a confused puppy. I'm comfortable in my own skin. I fit well in any social setting from a formal dinner with your parents or boss to seeing a live local band at a dive bar with your friends... I'm always down for whatever ;) I work hard to develop and maintain a healthy lifestyle... Not always successfully I might add but I enjoy working out and I try to eat organic and healthfully. I believe most everything in life can be explained with the phrase "It seemed like a good idea at the time." And when all else fails... Vodka helps. Oh and none of the similar matches on the bottom right are more adventurous then me and the third guy down has that crazy, "it puts the lotion on the skin," kind of look.

"Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whiskey, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested." - Hunter S. Thompson

P.S. shirtless mirror pictures to come.
P.P.S. Dick pics on request only... I know women like it when you whip it out in the first message but I like to retain an air of mystery if you will.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a massage therapist and I really enjoy what I do. I'm also back in school studying to become a physician assistant. I hope to one day become a Pre-Columbian art smuggler or an International jewel thief because I think it would make for an awesome business card. My current business card reads "Professional Free Lunch Winner."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Massage, making people laugh, quoting movies... " I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dimples and my rapist's wit! (I know it's rapier. It's from "Dumb and Dumber." Stop trying to correct me.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Lorax, The Sun also Rises, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, The Ridiculous Race, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, Vogon poetry, On the Road, The Alchemist, The Art of Racing in the Rain, The Hunger Games.
No one can express love and passion better the Pablo Neruda.

Movies: Fandango, Beautiful Girls, Before Sunrise, Kung Fu Hustle, Super Troopers, Serenity, Grandma's Boy, Great Expectation, Casablanca, Sex and Lucia, The Big Blue, Labrynth, Legend, The Princess Bride, The Goonies, all Guy Ritchie films... well except for the one with Madonna in it.

Music: Peter Gabriel is my favorite artist but I listen to all genres of music. My favorite Pandora stations of late are "Airborne Toxic Event," "Vampire Weekend" and "Mumford and Son."

Food: Mostly anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive on only the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the Universe."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future and food; what I can't eat, what I have to eat, what I want to eat but really don't. It's exhausting!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"Talking to myself and boring the only guy who's listening." I'm open to do just about anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know two facts about ducks and they're both wrong.
My opening statement was paraphrased from a work of literary genius. Can you guess from where… here's a hint "mostly harmless."
You should message me if
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you are open-minded, adventurous, passionate and comfortable in jeans, a t-shirt and flippy-floppys also if you laughed while reading my profile, you find me devastatingly handsome and/or ridiculously charming or if you know the Muffin Man, you know... the one that lives on Drury Lane.
As for whom I'm looking to meet... I'd like to meet a graceful girl who knows that the sexiest thing she can wear is her self-confidence. I hope you're sapiosexual, okay with taco Tuesdays, dog park Wednesdays and champagne brunch Sundays.
Being athletic, being artistic, being able to play an instrument, teaching me something and or beating me at anything is a plus. It would be great if you enjoy listening to NPR, think anything taste better with Buffalo sauce, like hanging out at dive bars and know how to rock a jukebox.
"If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. ... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."-Bob Marley

I am ze peanut butter, you are ze jelly... let us make a sandwich of love no!
Omnia Vincit Amor