Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a phat ass. Seriously, though.
You don't own anything that says "Live, laugh, love."
You understand why the prospect of getting 1,000 free Pokemon cards
is amazing. Or if you understand why Digimon is vastly
You're not a slave to the money then you die-ie.
You're a hot professor, or if you look like Jenny Schecter. If,
however, your personality is anything like Jenny's, move
Oh, who am I trying to kid? I like crazy women. Let me fix you. You
know, like in that one Coldplay song.
*Update: I've spoken to a few crazy women since I made this profile
and have realized that, no, I can't fix anyone. I will have no idea
what to say to you when you call me at 3 a.m. to tell me that you
want to kill yourself because your art professor was mean to you. I
will probably just recommend that you listen to Daniel Powter's
"Bad Day," and say that I can't talk anymore because my battery is
running low. True story.
If you would enjoy spending an entire day watching movies, eating,
reading, sleeping, and repeating in bed. I had "fucking" in there
as well, but I felt bashful and deleted it. I'm not cool enough to
throw a, "Let's fuck," around.
If you think that kindness is one of the most important virtues. I
have no tolerance for malice and have been confronting bullies
since I was 10. But let me reiterate, I will not kill
If you're the kind of person who will ask, "What's wrong?" if you
see a stranger crying. Unless that stranger's clearly out of their