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LezzyMcguire

24 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:22pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a smart, strong, sensual woman.

Cofounder of the first all-inclusive dating site that gives people the option to identify as queer, transgender and non-binary:
http://www.meshbetter.com/pride

And read what I wrote about it on our blog:
http://blog.meshbetter.com/we-see-you-and-we-welcome-you/

AND AND here's a video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q741XTKfHI

Not a spam account, just sayin'.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pigging out and lezzing out.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/sleidi_yeni
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Blending into Brooklyn's crowd of gays that resemble teenage boys. And according to a stranger, I look like I should've been a cast member on "Malcolm in the Middle."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How fat I am, but to quote someone that I recently met from OkCupid, "Oh. You're not that fat."

And this gem of a message: "Omg chill dude you're not fat nor overweight you're average or slim I guess and you seem sweet and caring and you look like Shane from The L Word and you also look like Tegan and Sara."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies:
https://mubi.com/users/266431/favourites

Music:
http://www.last.fm/user/questioverum

The Boswell Sisters. Built to Spill's "Made-up Dreams" and The Cranberries' "Dreams" are perfect songs. Good Luck's "Into Lake Griffy." P.s. Eliot, American Football and Titus Andronicus. Cocteau Twins, too. "She Hangs Brightly" by Mazzy Star is impeccable. Roy Orbison and The Replacements. I like a lot of stuff.

Comic books. Mary Karr's trilogy is the magnum opus of memoirs. St. Vincent Millay's poetry always makes my lil' heart flutter. Cormac's got me all bummed out. Didion's my b.

The Twilight Zone, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Mad Men and The Wire. In that order. And don't try to convince me to move The Wire up on the list.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can live without most things. I learned that after recently spending a month in jail, where the only things that I owned were a toothbrush and a bar of soap, before I traded them for Doritos. #truelife #badgirlsclub
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Was that girl hitting on me when she listened to Tegan & Sara so loudly that I could hear it? Is that how lesbians cruise?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home crying while listening to Coldplay. That, or parkouring around.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Hentai kind of turns me on.

I start off my days by playing geography games on Sporcle because I never want to be caught off guard and then featured in one of those "Americans Are Dumb" videos.

My personality assessment is a joke. Thanks, OkCupid, for portraying me as a "less romantic" and "more dominant" asshole. The truth is that I really like romance, twee music, and crying. The only thing that's pretty accurate is "less into exercise."

It will take me about five minutes to unhook your bra, or I'll just give up and let you do it. *Update: it now only takes me about a minute to give up.

I totally just freaked out because my headphones' cord touched my skin and I thought that it was a roach. I'm sorry, but I can't be the hero who'll kill all of the roaches that you see. I'm just as inanely scared of them as you are, and frankly, I'm ethically against killing anything, even the ugliest creatures.

I got talked into making a $25 monthly donation to Children International, and it's part of the reason why I'm going broke. I want to put an end to the automatic withdrawals, but I don't have the heart to call them up and say, "Hey. I'd like to stop donating money to that starving child that I've been sponsoring. I want to be able to buy a bottle of Dr. Bronner's peppermint soap this month."

*Update: The Human Rights Campaign also roped me in. How could I have said no to that cute gay girl with the clipboard? God damn it.

Warning: Don't ever use Dr. Bronner's peppermint soap to clean your vagina, or asshole. Unless you're a masochist.

I tend to stay up pretty late. At 4 a.m. you can usually find me in front of my computer looking up how to do a bunch of dad things, such as how to build a canoe, or renovate a bathroom. Sometimes I also watch "How It's Made" for hours, because I have a curious mind and watching a hot dog being made is really fascinating.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 18–83
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You have a phat ass. Seriously, though.

You don't own anything that says "Live, laugh, love."

You understand why the prospect of getting 1,000 free Pokemon cards is amazing. Or if you understand why Digimon is vastly superior.

You're not a slave to the money then you die-ie.

You're a hot professor, or if you look like Jenny Schecter. If, however, your personality is anything like Jenny's, move along.

Oh, who am I trying to kid? I like crazy women. Let me fix you. You know, like in that one Coldplay song.

*Update: I've spoken to a few crazy women since I made this profile and have realized that, no, I can't fix anyone. I will have no idea what to say to you when you call me at 3 a.m. to tell me that you want to kill yourself because your art professor was mean to you. I will probably just recommend that you listen to Daniel Powter's "Bad Day," and say that I can't talk anymore because my battery is running low. True story.

If you would enjoy spending an entire day watching movies, eating, reading, sleeping, and repeating in bed. I had "fucking" in there as well, but I felt bashful and deleted it. I'm not cool enough to throw a, "Let's fuck," around.

If you think that kindness is one of the most important virtues. I have no tolerance for malice and have been confronting bullies since I was 10. But let me reiterate, I will not kill roaches.

If you're the kind of person who will ask, "What's wrong?" if you see a stranger crying. Unless that stranger's clearly out of their mind.