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23 F San Francisco, CA

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Last Online
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Hispanic / Latin
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Working on university
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Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Toot, toot, tootin' my own horn:
"Lesbians React to Sex Scenes in Blue is the Warmest Color" A video that I created for Posture Magazine.
What I’m doing with my life
Pigging out and lezzing out.

Cofounder of the first all-inclusive dating site that gives people the option to identify as queer and transgender. It hasn't launched yet, but you can reserve your screen name ahead of time at:

And read what I wrote about it on our blog:
I’m really good at
Blending into Brooklyn's crowd of gays that resemble teenage boys. According to a stranger, I look like I should've been a cast member on "Malcolm in the Middle."
The first things people usually notice about me
How fat I am, but to quote someone that I recently met from OkCupid, "Oh. You're not that fat."

And this gem of a message: "Omg chill dude you're not fat nor overweight you're average or slim I guess and you seem sweet and caring and you look like Shane from The L Word and you also look like Tegan and Sara."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food


The Boswell Sisters are timeless, and maybe my favorite music. Built to Spill's "Made-up Dreams" and The Cranberries' "Dreams" are perfect songs. Also, Good Luck's "Into Lake Griffy." P.s. Eliot, The Promise Ring and Titus Andronicus. Cocteau Twins, too. Just sayin'. I like a lot of stuff.

Comic books. Mary Karr's trilogy is the magnum opus of memoirs. Nabokov's "Lolita" made my head spin. St. Vincent Millay's poetry always makes my lil' heart flutter. Cormac's got me all bummed out. Didion's my b.

The Twilight Zone, The Sopranos, Game of Thrones (iloveyouDaenerysbemine), Six Feet Under, Mad Men and The Wire. In that order.
The six things I could never do without
I can live without most things. I learned that after recently spending a month in jail, where the only things that I owned were a toothbrush and a bar of soap. #truelife #badgirlsclub #orangeisthenewblack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Was the girl who sat down next to me on the train hitting on me when she began to listen to Tegan & Sara so loudly that I could hear it? Is that how lesbians cruise? That's a bit too cryptic for me. It'd be a lot easier if they just popped their breasts out at a park after dark."
On a typical Friday night I am
At home crying while listening to Coldplay. That, or parkouring around.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hentai kind of turns me on.

I start off my days by playing geography games on Sporcle because I never want to be featured in one of those "Check Out How Dumb Americans Are" videos.

My personality assessment is a joke. Thanks, OkCupid, for portraying me as a "less romantic" and illiterate asshole. The truth is that I really like romance, twee music, reading and crying. The only thing that's pretty accurate is "less into exercise."

It will take me about five minutes to unhook your bra, or I'll just give up and let you do it. *Update: it now only takes me about a minute to give up. You're a grown woman, so you can take care of that yourself.

I totally just freaked out because my headphones' cord touched my skin and I thought that it was a roach. I'm sorry, but I can't be the hero who will kill all of the roaches that you see. I'm just as inanely scared of them as you are, and frankly, I'm ethically against killing anything, even the ugliest of creatures.

I got talked into making a $25 monthly donation to Children International, and it's part of the reason why I'm going broke. I want to put an end to the automatic withdrawals, but I don't have the heart to call them up and say, "Hey. I'd like to stop donating money to that starving child that I've been sponsoring. I want to be able to buy a bottle of Dr. Bronner's peppermint soap this month. What's that? The kid hasn't showered in a year? Oh. Well. Never mind."

*Update: The Human Rights Campaign also roped me in. How could I have said no to that cute gay girl with the clipboard? God damn it.

Warning: Don't ever use Dr. Bronner's peppermint soap to clean your vagina, or asshole. Unless you're a masochist.

I tend to stay up pretty late. At 4 a.m. you can usually find me in front of my computer looking up how to do a bunch of dad things, such as how to build a canoe, or renovate a bathroom. Sometimes I also watch "How It's Made" for hours, because I have a curious mind and watching a hot dog being made is really fascinating.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 18–83
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You don't own anything that says "Live, laugh, love," because anyone who thinks life's that simple is an idiot.

You understand why the prospect of getting 1,000 free Pokemon cards is amazing. Or if you understand why Digimon is vastly superior.

You're not a slave to the money then you die-ie.

You're a hot professor, or if you look like Audrey Horne, Christina Hendricks, or Jenny Schecter. If, however, your personality is anything like Jenny's, move along.

Oh, who am I trying to kid? I like crazy women. Let me fix you. You know, like in that one Coldplay song.

*Update: I've spoken to a few crazy women since I made this profile and have realized that, no, I can't fix anyone. I will have no idea what to say to you when you call me at 3 a.m. to tell me that you want to kill yourself because your art professor was mean to you. I will probably just recommend that you listen to Daniel Powter's "Bad Day," and say that I can't talk anymore because my battery is running low. True story.

If you would enjoy spending an entire day watching movies, eating, reading, sleeping, and repeating in bed. I had "fucking" in there as well, but I felt bashful and deleted it. I'm not cool enough to throw a, "Let's fuck," around.

If you think that kindness is one of the most important virtues. I have no tolerance for malice and have been confronting bullies since I was 10. But let me reiterate, I will not kill roaches.

If you're the kind of person who will ask, "What's wrong?" if you see a stranger crying. Unless that stranger's clearly out of their mind.