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28 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:56am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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ardent, philosophical, honest, stubborn, sincere, irreverant, starry-eyed, kind, sisyphean, radical, compulsive, perceptive, loud, sexual, sado-masochistic, creative, sharp-tongued, spiritual, morally unconventional, but morally sound, artistic, possibly autistic, cerebral, sardonic, poetic, tattooed.
If you dislike cats we cannot possibly get along.
What I’m doing with my life
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working full time as a caregiver and advocate, Going back to school in fall for my CNA;. Art. Music. Star trek online.
I’m really good at
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tearing down illusions. Doing good deeds.
The first things people usually notice about me
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tattoos. septum piercing. My shirt. My bluntness. My kindness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Huxley, Palahniuk, Frank Herbert, Tolkien, Kerouac, Ginsberg, Plath, Saul Williams, Poe, Bradbury, King, Roddenberry, David Foster Wallace,
SAGAN -- i like to read Encyclopedias. I like nonfiction a lot too, just trying to know more.
Comic Books, I still have an attachment to Johnny the Homicidal Maniac... That comic opened me to Vasquez before Zim, but I am not above watching some Invader Zim, along with Aeon Flux, Ah! Real Monsters, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends...I also enjoy Anime, Deathnote, Bleach, Animatrix shit.. I will watch almost every cartoon aside from a condemned list that includes the Garfield cartoons and CatDog. Star Trek, anything Star Trek... Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, I really like Documentaries, too.. Cosmos. Scrubs, Star Trek, ROBOT CHICKENNN.. ahem.. trying to think of things that technically aren't cartoons... SNL, sometimes, unless the host is annoying and in everything.
Movies, well.. Fight Club is obvious, but entirely true. I like silent films, particularly the old Jekyll and Hyde... Nosferatu was also pretty great, and the first Hunchback of Notre Dame. I like Cecil B. Demented, and The Crow. lol... I have a wide array of movie tastes, but can only endure one at a time, normally... unless we're doing the original trilogy star wars...
Black Flag, Dead Kennedys, Rasputina, Beats Antique, Mudhoney, Against Me, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Listener, Aesop Rock, Lower Class Brats, The Refused, Bikini Kill, Bratmobile, Seven Year Bitch, Simon and Garfunkel, Cat Stevens, Kendrick Lamar, Joey Bada$$, deM atlaS, Chance the Rapper, Donovan, Jimi Hendrix, Nirvana, Cock Sparrer, DRI, Ghost Mice, Mischief Brew, Bad Brains, Tchaikowsky, Schubert, Scott Joplin, The Ink Spots, Billie Holiday, Murder By Death, Leftover Crack, CKY, BusDriver, Saul Williams, Atmosphere, Anal Cunt, GWAR, Aphex Twin, Prefuse 73.. and many more!
pescatarian (I eat fish)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'll be able to answer this better when I die, if there's an afterlife.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cats, goats, the cosmos, bondage, the period of brain activity after the heart stops, star trek, travel, my future garden, everything else, you know, existence, the world at large. Hella Deep, right?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
But in theory...

I am doing any number of things, Not much for typical...
I like to go to awesome shows, punk rock shows being a big one! I like to have some beers or some scotch. I like to watch netflix and make out. . I like to ride the max aimlessly on a day pass with no destination in mind.... And other stuff...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty shameless, I admit to most anything. Like, I might be pooping while I look at your OKCupid profile.
You should message me if
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You're not vapid or full of expectations. If you want to cuddle, if you play music, or love star trek, if you are into intellectual pursuits. If you wish to help people, and/or help people with me. If you understand the importance of kindness. if insomnia-driven nights are common for you, and you want some good conversation.