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28 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 24
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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ardent, philosophical, honest, stubborn, sincere, irreverant, starry-eyed, kind, sysephean, radical, compulsive, perceptive, loud, sexual, sado-masochistic, creative, sharp-tongued, spiritual, morally unconventional, but morally sound, artistic, possibly autistic, cerebral, sardonic, poetic, tattooed.
What I’m doing with my life
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working full time as a caregiver and advocate. Art. Music. Star trek online.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
tearing down illusions. Doing good deeds.
The first things people usually notice about me
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tattoos. septum piercing. My shirt. My bluntness. My kindness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Huxley, Palahniuk, Frank Herbert, Tolkien, Kerouac, Ginsberg, Plath, Saul Williams, Poe, Bradbury, King
NONFICTIONNN-- SAGAN SAGAN SAGAN -- lol... I like to read Encyclopedias.
Comic Books, I still have an attachment to Johnny the Homicidal Maniac... That comic opened me to Vasquez before Zim, but I am not above watching some Invader Zim, along with Aeon Flux, Ah! Real Monsters, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends... shit.. I will watch almost every cartoon aside from a condemned list that includes the Garfield cartoons and CatDog. Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, I really like Documentaries, too.. Cosmos. Scrubs, Star Trek, ROBOT CHICKENNN.. ahem.. trying to think of things that technically aren't cartoons... SNL, sometimes, unless the host is annoying and in everything.
Movies, well.. Fight Club is obvious, but entirely true. I like silent films, particularly the old Jekyll and Hyde... Nosferatu was also pretty great, and the first Hunchback of Notre Dame. I like Cecil B. Demented, and The Crow. lol... I have a wide array of movie tastes, but can only endure one at a time, normally... unless we're doing the original trilogy star wars...
Black Flag, Dead Kennedys, Rasputina, Beats Antique, Mudhoney, Against Me, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Listener, Aesop Rock, Lower Class Brats, The Refused, Bikini Kill, Bratmobile, Seven Year Bitch, Simon and Garfunkel, Cat Stevens, Donovan, Jimi Hendrix, Nirvana, Cock Sparrer, DRI, Ghost Mice, Mischief Brew, Bad Brains, Tchaikowsky, Schubert, Scott Joplin, The Ink Spots, Billie Holiday, Murder By Death, Leftover Crack, CKY, BusDriver, Saul Williams, Atmosphere, Anal Cunt, GWAR, Aphex Twin, Prefuse 73.. and many more!
pescatarian (I eat fish)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'll be able to answer this better when I die, if there's an afterlife.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cats, bondage, the period of brain activity after the heart stops, star trek, travel, my future garden, everything that I can...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
But in theory...

I am doing any number of things, Not much for typical...
I like to go to awesome shows, punk rock shows being a big one! I like to have some beers or some scotch. I like to watch netflix and make out. I like to have long winded discussions with strangers on burnside about racial tensions in modern american society, and the hidden implications of the elite that end in us shaking hands, exchanging names and calling eachother 'brother'. I like to ride the max aimlessly on a day pass with no destination in mind.... And other stuff...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty shameless, I admit to most anything. With that said, I will preface the description that I am looking for "casual sex" by saying I am not actively looking for that, but am flexible as far as what a woman who strikes my fancy may want.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not vapid or full of expectations. If you're a cuddleslut like myself, if you play music, or love star trek, if you are into intellectual pursuits. If you wish to help people, and/or help me help others. If you understand the importance of kindness.