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22 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:28pm
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Working on university
Seeing Someone
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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Mono- or disyllabic greetings will not get a response, nor will semi-colons/colons with parentheses/Ps, etc. Random questions are never random, and will not get 'random answers,' they won't get answers. I am a bitch, yes. ;)

Hmm... You can't prompt self-analysis by asking for a summary.

Maybe some disclaimers or disclosures though.

I have narcolepsy with cataplexy.

I am not looking to meet sexual partners. That should be in bold. Especially the not. I would also like to make some female friends and enjoy Toronto for the short time I'll be here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm in my last year of university studying American and Canadian Studies with a minor in Spanish.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being bad.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What I've been told after a few minutes of conversation is that I am intimidating. Really? Come on. I'm 5'!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favourite movies are usually those on Movieola, the short film channel, somehow that has stopped running since I made this profile...

I love Ferris Bueller's Day Off and old horror films. I have excellent -taste- in music, if I do synaesthetically say so myself. I'm a pesco-vegetarian, and I'm not about saving animals or 'Meat is Murder' (although I like The Smiths), I just like to identify as vegetarian and live that lifestyle.

I used to read more before university...

Favourite books: Sunset Song, Wuthering Heights, Picture of Dorian Gray, Venus in Furs, 1984 (but I didn't like Brave New World), Lavender and Old Lace, The Story of the Eye (I never knew eggs could be so hot. Even boiled ones.)

I'm sure if I talk to someone they will figure out what I like, and more importantly, what I dislike.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, water, nutritious biomatter. (There are really only three things.)

It has just occurred to me that the wording of this section is awkward. Six things I couldn't do without my... female sex. Oh this will be fun!

I couldn't 'accidentally' swing my umbrella into a man's manhood.

Nor could I drunkenly ask a drunken male if I may kick him in his manhood, and then follow through upon an affirmative reply.

I would never get discounts at game shops.

I would never get away with blaming my bad mood on pre-menstrual disorder.

I could never smile at a child without risking my name in a certain database.

Lastly, I could never... well, maybe that's too personal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

Today as I was opening a pomegranate, other than thinking about grenades, I thought about Abraham Lincoln slaving away at juicing pomegranates in California. Picking those arils, getting juice on his face. Mmm. (I also hope that one day we'll have a fruitful pomegranate industry in Afghanistan as they have a superior climate for it...)

I suppose I spend a lot of time thinking about strange things. I didn't even take drugs today.

I also think about law and medicine, mainly their overlaps. I want to be an advocate for mental disorders (more people should have them.) Jokes aside, there are serious injustices and while many minority groups can pursue their interests, a group that consistently cannot are those who have mental disorders.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking up ways to make it atypical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a thing for puns. Puns of all sorts, I cannot help it. I deserved to be pun-ished... More accurately, I am the punisher!
You should message me if
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You must be intelligent and type properly. I really can't stand people who don't type clearly. You should be knowledgeable too.