Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Mono- or disyllabic greetings will not get a response, nor will
semi-colons/colons with parentheses/Ps, etc. Random questions are
never random, and will not get 'random answers,' they won't get
answers. I am a bitch, yes. ;)
Hmm... You can't prompt self-analysis by asking for a
Maybe some disclaimers or disclosures though.
I have narcolepsy with cataplexy.
I am not looking to meet sexual partners. That should be in bold.
Especially the not. I would also like to make some female friends
and enjoy Toronto for the short time I'll be here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm in my last year of university studying American and Canadian
Studies with a minor in Spanish.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What I've been told after a few minutes of conversation is that I
am intimidating. Really? Come on. I'm 5'!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favourite movies are usually those on Movieola, the short film
channel, somehow that has stopped running since I made this
I love Ferris Bueller's Day Off and old horror films. I have
excellent -taste- in music, if I do synaesthetically say so myself.
I'm a pesco-vegetarian, and I'm not about saving animals or 'Meat
is Murder' (although I like The Smiths), I just like to identify as
vegetarian and live that lifestyle.
I used to read more before university...
Favourite books: Sunset Song, Wuthering Heights, Picture of Dorian
Gray, Venus in Furs, 1984 (but I didn't like Brave New World),
Lavender and Old Lace, The Story of the Eye (I never knew eggs
could be so hot. Even boiled ones.)
I'm sure if I talk to someone they will figure out what I like, and
more importantly, what I dislike.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, water, nutritious biomatter. (There are really only three
It has just occurred to me that the wording of this section is
awkward. Six things I couldn't do without my... female sex. Oh this
will be fun!
I couldn't 'accidentally' swing my umbrella into a man's
Nor could I drunkenly ask a drunken male if I may kick him in his
manhood, and then follow through upon an affirmative reply.
I would never get discounts at game shops.
I would never get away with blaming my bad mood on pre-menstrual
I could never smile at a child without risking my name in a certain
Lastly, I could never... well, maybe that's too personal.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Today as I was opening a pomegranate, other than thinking about
grenades, I thought about Abraham Lincoln slaving away at juicing
pomegranates in California. Picking those arils, getting juice on
his face. Mmm. (I also hope that one day we'll have a fruitful
pomegranate industry in Afghanistan as they have a superior climate
I suppose I spend a lot of time thinking about strange things. I
didn't even take drugs today.
I also think about law and medicine, mainly their overlaps. I want
to be an advocate for mental disorders (more people should have
them.) Jokes aside, there are serious injustices and while many
minority groups can pursue their interests, a group that
consistently cannot are those who have mental disorders.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking up ways to make it atypical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a thing for puns. Puns of all sorts, I cannot help it. I
deserved to be pun-ished... More accurately, I am the punisher!
You should message me if
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people who don't type clearly. You should be knowledgeable too.
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