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30 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jul 13
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I try to live life with a strong (and dry) sense of humor, ready sarcasm, and the realization every day is a challenge and that's OK.
What I’m doing with my life
I just did the whole, "man, i'm 30--what am I doing with my life?!" With being a wino looking unlikely (kept forgetting to buy more wine. So here I am. "This is your life, good to the last drop". Now I'm "establishing work\life balance", setting goals, and picking a different direction to point myself.

Fitness and health--I work in a very sedentary career field (IT). I see a personal trainer and drag myself to the gym as often as I can stand. I believe in moderation in all things, though--even moderation. Life is not worth living without pizza and beer. However, the body has to be cared for and I'm looking for a partner that appreciates that.
I’m really good at
Making jokes (at questionable times--but hey, I'll take laughter over tears) Massages, cuddling, being awkward, looking serious, getting worked up, being supremely nerdy. Solving complex problems in a simple way and solving simple problems in a complex way. Being kinky.
The first things people usually notice about me
My curly hair (though currently in business-mode) and glasses; how ADHD I am. I really can't sit still.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catch-22, The Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy, Kafka on the Shore, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, Choke...

Movies: Fanny och Alexander, Breakfast Club, Quills, Boondock Saints, But I'm a Cheerleader, Taxi Driver, Requiem for a Dream, Tank Girl, Barton Fink, most Leslie Neilson movies, and any Sci-fi epic, documentaries...

Archer, Battlestar Galactica, most Star Treks, Better off Ted, Dead like Me...Xena: Warrior Princess?

Music: pretty much anything. I usually listen to music at work, when working out, and when walking around . I think listing a bunch of bands out is kinda dumb, sorry.

Food: Italian and Thai: my body is probably about 80% pasta.
I'm vegetarian and have been since birth--except for the occasional and accidental pepperoni hiding in cheese pizza.
Food Update: It turns out I really like smoothies.
The six things I could never do without
1. A Sense of Humor.
2. The Internet.
3. Diet soda.kicked this habit.
4. Perspective.
5. Imagination.
6. Hope for the Human Race....more of a wishlist-type item :/
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much how you think about something influences 'reality'.

"...the problem is your attitude about the problem." - Captain Jack Sparrow.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm pretty tame at this point in life. I don't drink that often anymore and have lost the stomach for it. On most Fridays, I head to Laughing Planet or a McMenamins to meet friends then we usually nerd out. Like serious.
Definitely not a 'club'-type person.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid, I used to have a sweet fireman's hat (complete with siren noise and rotating light). In the day, I was known to wear nothing but that hat. I guess that's not very private as I was quite bold as a child and would often make trips out the front door so equipped.

My Portland Sins:
1. I don't own a bike.
2. I'm not very cool.
3. I don't have vinyl records.
4. I don't have tight pants.
5. The last time I moved, 3/4ths of my boxes were books. I only buy ebooks now and am donating the rest of my physical library. Sorry, books.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're a nerd or nerd-curious. It's OK. We're nice.

You're a nonsmoker, or at least very rarely smoke. It's gross, and bad for you. Only choose activities that are one or the other, if you please.