I live somewhere in between the perfect puzzle piece and the
fuck-n-forget, so if you live there too, let's talk.
I'm an INFJ Aquarius, if that means anything to you. If not, I like
being around people, but I love my personal space more, and I can
focus on multiple things at once. I love to listen, I don't take
shit from people, and I don't want to change my personality to
please people, but I understand that there's a time and place for
what I like to call "professional censorship" i.e. someone will
probably have to get to know me before I start affectionately,
platonically hitting on them when I'm drunk. I'm dangerously wacky,
and I have a very dry sense of humor to the point where sometimes
even I'm not sure if I'm being sarcastic.
What I’m doing with my life
Master's degree in my hot little hand, I set off on an employment
journey, and miraculously, I got hired less than a week after
graduating. In between working as a substitute teacher and a
children's librarian, I cook, I read, I write fiction, and I sing.
In fact, I'm trying desperately to polish one of my many finished
manuscripts to get published.
I’m really good at
Writing, editing, organizing, reading people, analyzing, getting
along with difficult people
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm charmingly awkward. In fact, if I ever write an autobiography,
Charmingly Awkward will be the title. That, or the
glasses, which are crooked because my dog sits on them whenever
they are not on my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books-The Divine Comedy, the Millennium Trilogy,
Joyce Carol Oates, The Hunger Games,
Movies-My favorite movie of all time is Clue, but I also love
horror flicks (particularly ones that are either really good or
really, really bad), so-bad-its-good movies (like Birdemic or The
Room), and fantasy
Shows-Buffy, Battlestar Galactica 2004, Fullmetal Alchemist, Six
Feet Under, Early Simpsons, Arrested Development, Avatar,
Music-I love most kinds of music, but I'm partial to 90s pop, some
modern pop, and a smattering of rock and country.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order....
1. My dog
2. My laptop
3. My movie collection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Writing, libraries, the zombie apocalypse, what my superpower would
On a typical Friday night I am
Either destressing with video games or out on the town, partying.
Both are pretty equally relaxing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can quote The Little Mermaid from beginning to end.
You should message me if
you want to. I'll either ignore you and mean to, ignore you and not
mean to and fix it later, or message you back. What have you got to