I went to college. Now I'm here.

I write. I walk dogs. I pick things up and put them down.

I like throw pillows.

That's a lot of pressure you're putting on me, HokayStupid.

Clicking the hide button. No lie, 90% of your profiles I'm all like, "Ha, you can't see me! I've ducked behind a sofa in this metaphorical IKEA for dating!"

The sofa is also a metaphor. For fat people. I hide behind fat people.

My sense of humour. My tattoo on my hand. How absolutely ADORABLE I am.

Music: my two favorite albums of all time are by Neutral Milk Hotel and Belle And Sebastian. I listen to a lot of rap and hip hop and I'm down with the radio. I recently decided I want I listen to the complete discography of Led Zeppelin.

Movies: Anchorman, anything Wes Anderson does, Amelie, Shawshank Redemption, Jeff Who Lives at Home, Wristcutters, Harold and Maude, other indie things.

Books: Most high school and college clichés minus Emerson and Dickens. I guess Nabokov is pretty legit authorwise. American Gods by Neil Gaiman. The internet.

TV: name a show, I've probably seen it. Archer, The League, Ugly Americans, Family Guy, Weeds, Burn Notice, Wilfred, Frasier, Parks and Rec, Seinfeld. House before it jumped the shark. I'm also a Trekkie (deal). Oh, and football season is clutch cause I'm a big Giants fan and an even bigger Patriots hater.

Food: I hate yogurt. I puke a little when I think about it. If I was on a deserted island with nothing but a lifetime supply of yogurt, I'd probably just let myself die. But other than that, I'm open to anything :D

My cats
Chocolate
The ability to consume knowledge
Physical comfort
Other people (for extended periods of time)
Things that are pretty? Or air. Air is nice.

Swag surfin

I am afraid of snakes, ships, and bald men.

I can dougie. I don't know that I can teach you how to, though.

You have a creepy mustache. Think 70s porn star. I'm about that.