Hi everyone! I may look like a depressed post emo pothead with an obsession with Philosophy and tattoos, but in actual fact I am a highly sophisticated robot sent back from the future to cook breakfast for all of Victoria. And also climb rocks.

I'm depressed right now, but I don't want to talk to you about it. What I do want is to have sex with you. Well, maybe. For someone as desperately horny as me, I'm also incredibly picky. Intelligence is a must, and please, don't send me a message where you explicitly state that you're intelligent, and then give examples. I also like fat guys, but not fat hairy sweaty guys. Confidence is important.

Aside from sex, meeting new cool people is always a good thing. If you like smoking weed, Philosophy, zombies, spontaneous adventures, or poi, contact me.

I am loud, tattooed, and sensual

I'm a line cook at a breakfast restaurant. I burned my hand on some bacon a while ago, and it left this huge scar on my hand. Work takes up a lot of my life, but somehow I find time for rock climbing, yoga, Philosophy Cafe, hanging out with my coworkers, and smoking weed. I'm saving money for school and trying to decide where to travel to next.

If I seem emotionally distant here, that's because I just got out of a serious relationship over 6 months ago. If I don't seem emtionally distant...never mind.

Cooking Eggs Benedict, talking Philosophy with older, more well read people, rock climbing, swearing, and swordfighting.

Why is that chick crying?

a) Fight Club, Choke, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Caraticature, Fell, The Perogy Cat, The Handmaid's Tale, Maus, World War Z.

b)Ghost World, Dawn Of The Dead, Waking Life, Garden State, Bringing Out The Dead, I Heart Huckabees, Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, Lola Rennt, Kill Bill.

c)Barenaked Ladies, Captain Tractor, Sarah MacLachlan, Veal, Luke Doucet, Danny Michel, The New Pornographers, The Evaporators, Rilo Kiley, Tigerarmy, Tegan And Sara, Buck 65, Mindless Self Indulgence, Leftover Crack, Sublime, Modest Mouse, Amy Winehouse, Jack Johnson, Necro, and The Moldy Peaches.

d)Pad Thai, yogurt, bagels, cheese, gallo pinto, brownies, fried grasshoppers, Turnip Cakes, yams.

My nose piercing, my cat, my friends, showers, music, creative expression.

Work, the nature of reality, zombies, my ex, Thai phrases.

Rock climbing.

I find octopuses really erotic. No, really.

You want to have sex, and you possess at least three of these qualities:

Blonde hair, a meaty build, tattoos on more than two parts of your body, body piercings, an interest in Buddhist philosopy, an understanding of what post emo means, good taste in music, a sense of adventure, an obsession with zombie movies.

Or if you possess less than three of those qualities, and you want to hang out or maybe go to Philosophy Cafe - meeting new people is always good.