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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:32am
Black, White
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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#underconstruction #inappropriateusesofhashtags

- Chicagoan for two years.

- Working at a great nonprofit organization.

- Currently in Edgewater, which a buddy/former resident described as "a shithole, but a really nice, friendly shithole." I agree.

- I love movies and screenwriting. I blog for a horror movie website (I'm not a big horror movie fan but I like reviewing them) and we do monthly podcasts which usually result in post-recording rounds of Cards Against Humanity.

- Foe fun I like bars, festivals, concerts, movies, quiet nights in, fighting bear-dragons, whatever.

- Seeking something that could turn into a relationship, but I'm also looking for likeminded friends, preferably fellow film enthusiasts.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working. Podcasting. Blogging. Screenwriting. Netflixing. Traveling. Learning Spanish.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing. Editing. Listening. Cards Against Humanity. Pokémon Gold Version (Johto FTW). Microsoft Office Suite.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ethnic ambiguity. I'm apparently (including, but not limited to) Rwandan, Yemeni, Jewish, Iberian, Bavarian, Blackfoot, and Cherokee.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The last books I read were The Martian, Invisible Monsters, Transmetropolitan Vol. 1 and 2, Flowers for Algernon, and American Gods. I am a fan of Denis Johnson, Cormac McCarthy, Alan Moore, Judy Budnitz, and Chuck Palahniuk, among others.

Movies: Being a movie buff, this was a hard list to make but here are a few of my all-time favorites:

Watchmen - Pulp Fiction - Fight Club - The Social Network - The Godfather - Matilda - The Incredibles - Beetlejuice - Bottle Rocket - Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Hot Fuzz - 2001: A Space Odyssey - The Last Temptation of Christ - Pee-wee's Big Adventure - Django Unchained - Where The Wild Things Are - Do the Right Thing - Nightcrawler - Pacific Rim - Repulsion - The Other Guys - Silver Linings Playbook - Eyes Wide Shut - Sweeney Todd

TV: Adventure Time - Angry Video Game Nerd - Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Breaking Bad - Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Curb Your Enthusiasm - Daredevil - Dexter (until season 5) - Gotham - An Idiot Abroad - It's Always Sunny in Philadephia - Malcolm in the Middle - Nostalgia Critic - Orange is the New Black - Regular Show - Seinfeld - Six Feet Under - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Whose Line is it Anyway?

Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist - Mayo Chiki! - Mysterious Girlfriend X - Pokemon (nostalgic guilty pleasure) - Sailor Moon - Stella Women's Academy, High School Division Class C³ - Tenchi Muyo!

I could always use more recommendations for anime. Otaku, get at me!

Music: Al Green - Alex Winston - All Time Low - Black Keys - Bleachers - Brandi Carlisle - Capital Cities - Childish Gambino - Cold War Kids - Dan Auerbach - Daft Punk - Drake - Eminem - Fall Out Boy - Fitz & the Tantrums - Foster the People - Flight of the Conchords - The Four Tops - fun. - Gary Clark, Jr. - Good Charlotte - Imagine Dragons - Jay Z - John Legend - Jukebox the Ghost - Kanye West - Leonard Cohen - Linkin Park - Magic Man - Mariah - Marilyn Manson - Marvin Gaye - Mary J. Blige - Muse - My Chemical Romance - Nine Inch Nails - No Doubt - Of Monsters and Men - The Oh Hellos - Owl City - Panic! at the Disco - Queen - Rihanna - Ryan Shaw - Sarah Jarosz - Sevendust - The Temptations - Thirty Seconds to Mars - Wale - WALK THE MOON - Weird Al Yankovic - Whitey

Food: Yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Exercise
- Good food
- Nostalgia
- Passport
- Puns
- Cinema
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- My creative, professional, and personal goals.
- Scotch.
- I'm hungry.
- The Grandfather Paradox.
- Where I want to travel next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching movies, recording a podcast, Cards Against varies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have synesthesia, which basically means I correspond letters and numbers to different colors (A is pink, B is red, 3 is purple, etc.)

I'm in a YouTube video with almost a million views.

I hate peanut butter. No, you can't convince me it's amazing.

If your first Tim Curry movie determines your personality, I'm a Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
You should message me if
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You're looking to go do stuff, i.e. museums, festivals, movies, etc. either as dates or friends.

You want to debate the social and philosophical significance of Stanley Kubrick, Drake, and Good Burger.