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35 London, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 7
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Im a little on the side of crazy, but in a good way.
I enjoy horror films, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The L Word, chocolate and meeting funny, friendly new people.

Apparently, Im sarcastic but only on days ending with a 'y' so not as often as everyone says. Within my circle of friends, Im the funny, smart one but given that my circle of friends contains a cauliflower, rock and toothbrush then thats not saying much.

I don't know, these things are impossible, how are you meant to find out about someone by these things, if you want to know, just ask..... I don't bite, well, not just anyone.

Thinking about it, who winks anymore outside of here?

I'm pretty laid back but the strangest things annoy me, like empty things put back in the fridge/cupboard etc. Why?? Argh!

Oh yeah, here we go. I love tattoos and piercings... I have 10 piercings and 6 tattoos with plans for more, tattoos that is, can't think of anything else I want pierced, I finally got my 'Moby' in November. Woohoo!

I am mad, loyal, and comical

The name.... oh yes, the comments I've had. I had another account but couldn't remember the details on it and none of the stuff to log in worked so I made a new one and while picking a name, everything else I tried was taken, it took ages. Out of frustration, I put in something I thought they wouldn't accept. Turns out they did.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not a lot.... writing and trying to get published, taking care of the mini zoo that is my house.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a soft touch and making flat packed furniture and shaving stars into your hair.

Also, if you need someone to get it oh so wrong... Hit me up. I have a black belt in being wrong, which is good, since that'll make you always right.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and shaved head. Some people notice my lips or my butt, depending on which way I'm facing at the time. lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I adore Stephen King but will read almost anything.
Most horror films, comedys and the occasional 'chick flick'
I like too much music to list here but will listen to almost anything that make sense with actual lyrics. Not into rap, hip hop or anything like that.
Have read the Twilight series and well, it should have been a trilogy.

I've recently got into the Spartacus series (Blood and Sand and Gods of the Arena) and am really loving it.
I just found myself doing happy dances over Rizzoli & Isles too. Angie Harmon could come along and arrest me any day! Love Orange is the New Black too.. oooh dear, I went and got addicted to Castle This isn't good. Does anyone know where I can order my own Beckett from??
The Fosters, Wentworth, X files, Orange is the new black, and Lost Girl get a lot of air time too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My animals, chocolate, internet access, music, books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Writing, life stuff, my animals, adventuring, if its possible to live a simple life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On the net or watching tv
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have issues! lol, Seriously, I'm agorophobic. Not really private but some people are ashamed to admit it, after dealing with it for so long it's become just another 'thing' about me.... and a thing I'm working on and am getting better at dealing with! Woohoo.

I really want to work at Coyote Ugly and spend my days being gyrated on by Bridget Moynahan!! Sadly, thats not a reality but if it ever would be.... I'd be there in a heartbeat! lol
You should message me if
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If you're a genuine, no nonsense person who likes having a laugh, can take critiscism and deal with brash, upfront attitude..... or, y'know, if you want to.