Name - Lexxie

Easily talked about subjects include but are not limited to:
travel, books (the quirkier the better), home improvement
(not the show) I recently installed all new fixtures in my
bathroom, and sci-fi (the science behind
it more so than the silly space shows) and or the supernatural
(ghosts are awesome, plus shows about them are even better). Side note, just because you like something doesn't mean you believe in its existence. I like vampires too, that doesn't mean I believe that Dracula is going to sweep into bedroom at night and take me as his eternal undead queen. So no I've never had an encounter with a ghost and its weird for you to assume that I have.

Words that tend to describe me, once again include but not limited
to: curious, problem-solver, introverted, caring, keen,
competitive, honest, sarcastic, pessimistic, optimistic, blunt,
tease, quiet, strong, goal-oriented, boring, amazing, insane, bold, soft, accepting.

A person who can joke along with me (and understand that I'm
joking) gets an "A" in my book.
But someone who also has a responsible side is even better.
It's nice to joke around and have fun but you need to know when and where those times are appropriate.

Unusual and thought provoking questions tend to fare better with me than your standard hello. You don't have to write a book or anything but "Hi" doesn't lend itself to a good conversational jump off point.
If I don't respond then don't take it personally, sometimes I'm just tired and not in the mood to respond. I work long hours, it tends to happen.

I like taking tests, I am a test master, so any and all questions
are welcome.

Glasses are kind of a turn on for me, the nerdier the better.
But I do like someone that takes care of themselves physically and mentally. I don't think anyone should demand someone have a perfect body and I certainly do not but someone who tries to be active and healthy should be expected. You only get one body so some effort to keep it healthy should be mandatory for everyone.

Also, tattoos are sexy.

Also those are not requirements, only pluses.

I'm a nurse.
I'm a sister.
I'm a person.
Those are the things that I do.

Tests, I love them.
Running?
Being amazingly beautiful AND witty!
Sarcasm
Loving giraffes. Yes giraffes, some people like tigers, some people like pandas some even like turtles, I like giraffes you don't have to sound so bewildered with the fact.

There should be a word that combines the words "cute," "sexy," "smart," and "fucking awesome" into one thing. Whatever that word would be that would be the first thing that people notice about me.

Books - Anything by Aimee Bender or Tom Perotta, You Shall Know Our Velocity!, Harry Potter, This New and Poisonous Air,
To a Mountain in Tibet

Movies - A Fish Called Wanda, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Black Swan, Death Becomes Her, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Little Shop of Horrors, Gremlins 2 is amazing.

Shows - Fringe, Community, Damages, Supernatural, Dollhouse, Buffy, 30 Rock, Wonderfalls, Pushing Daisies. If you actually know what Wonderfalls is then I will have your babies.

Music - Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Adele, Garbage, Janelle Monae, She and Him, Metric, The Kills

Food - Cheesecake, Carrots, Carrot Cheesecake. Squash. Spinach (fresh never canned), Butternut squash, pistachios, almonds, peanut butter.

Water - So many functions, so little time
Sex - Hey, it happens, we all like it and want it. It's life.
Cognition - Think about it. . .
Food - Not just because we physically need it but cooking it is super fun.
Furniture shopping - I lurve it. Yes, I use the "word" "lurve."
You can Dance If you Want To

How awesome it would be to be a robot with a "soul."

How funny it is that when I had a nice picture of just my face as my main profile picture that barely anyone would visit my profile, and on the days that they did I would only get an email or two, just for laughs I changed it to a picture of me in some underwear and suddenly I had 100+ views *A DAY* and so many emails that it took an hour to get through them all. . . . Funny how that works out. It ended up being a pretty neat social experiment.

Usually working and if not then inside.
I'm not a huge bar or club person so you'll rarely, if ever, find me at one.

I am a self proclaimed orphan. Because so many people have asked, my mother is dead and I hate my father.

I'd rather shop for furniture than clothes.

If you have something else to say other than "hi." Seriously, those are the worse types of emails to get. I don't expect, or demand that you go all out but if you're going to bother to send the first email then don't demand that *I* have to start the conversation.
"Hey" messages do not get responded to.

Also, don't be shy to the lesser talked about topics, if you've read my profile then I've given you all the basics, name, job and basic likes and dislikes.
Honesty is a big thing, don't hold back. You don't have to beat around the bush with me. If you want to ask me a sexual question, or whatever else is on your mind then go for it. It will be so refreshing.

REQUIREMENTS IF YOU WANT TO EMAIL ME AND EXPECT A RESPONSE IN RETURN ARE AS FOLLOWS:
You have more than one (1) picture.
You have more than one (1) face picture. I'm sure your body is nice, and like all people I sometimes like to look and admire, but your face is a bona fide requirement, no ands ifs or buts. Also, I'll probably not give you my email so you can email them either. Have them on your profile or don't bother.
Have more than one (1) picture of your face that actually includes your face. If all of your pictures are of you standing 20 feet away in a hat and sun glasses then I probably won't respond.
If ALL of your pictures are professional modeling pictures I WILL assume you grabbed them from some modeling website and that you're actually some overweight balding basement dweller and a liar. I will never ever, under any circumstance respond to people that have only professional modeling pictures on their page.
You know what I look like, you know what my face looks like, I've given you a good variety for you to judge, you should do the same.