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  • Ages 21-30
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My details

Last online
Sep 23, 2013
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Catholicism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Russian (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I suppose a few facts are necessary, I'm a former Marine as you can probably tell from my pictures, I got out a few years ago and now I'm back in school. I tend to be very sarcastic, I love good beer, I think MTV is garbage and Arrested Development was amazing.

I once hiked down one side of the grand canyon and out the other. I really do love the outdoors, but I don't so much love the heat, so during the summers I catch up on the TV and Video games. I know video games aren't everyone's favorite thing, but look, I'm in software. Me not playing video games is like a wall street executive not snorting coke off of hooker's asses. I just wouldn't fit in.

I mentioned that I'm a "Former Marine". Sometimes people take issue with the "former" portion of that, and spew that sycophantic "Once a Marine always a Marine! KILL!" stuff. Well, what I mean is that I don't have to get in uniform anymore. I did enjoy my time in, I got to do some really cool stuff and meet some really cool people, but its in the past now and its time to be a civilian again. The hardest part of being a Marine? Fighting that huge monster with a sword after the flaming obstacle course.( Four down.

So that's me. I guess the only thing I didn't mention is this: My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work part time doing software development and I'm a full time student at ASU's polytechnic campus.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Grilling, fixing things, anything computer related, pull-ups, gaining tiny amounts karma on Reddit, and remembering every line of a TV show I saw years ago instead of where my keys are.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People tell me I look like a cop. I usually respond by laughing nervously and then asking to buy drugs while holding up my shirt like I'm wearing a wire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Godfather, The Sicilian, The Pirate Coast, The Road, Helter Skelter, The Green Mile, The Shining, American Psycho, Gates of Fire, and anything my Neil Gaiman(American Gods being my favorite book). Currently I'm reading the Ender's Game Series and loving it, I may have to add "Anything by Orson Scott Card" to the list soon.

Movies: Moon, The Godfather(even better if you've read the book), RoboCop, Back to the Future, The Big Lebowski, Elite Squad 2, 13 Assassins, Life is Beautiful, the Good the Bad and the Ugly, Idiocracy and They Live.

TV: Breaking Bad(huge fan). I also like old Simpsons(pre season 9), Family Guy, South Park, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, and Arrested Development(I can't wait for the new episodes). At the moment I'm watching Mad Men, which is fantastic.

Music: The Smashing Pumpkins, Cake, the Meat Puppets, the Beatles, Johnny Cash, Offspring, Rage against the Machine, Soundgarden, Rage against the Garden, Radiohead, Joe Satriani, Beck, Willie Nelson, Led Zeppelin, and a huge amount of random classic rock. You know what? I'll probably like whatever you like just fine. Not all music is great, but I'm not so high and mighty about it that I'd shit all over whatever you're into.

Food: Sushi(unagi is my favorite), Salmon, Steak, Pizza, Chinese, Greek, Indian, and Milk Steak (if you're an its always sunny fan).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Dog.
My Computer.
My Car.
Diet Coke.
Air Conditioning.
The Sky(I lived in the south for a few years, trust me, Arizona can be pretty amazing)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How easy it would be for me to deal with a Zombie outbreak. Seriously, if it happens, I think I've got it covered.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, home with my dog, or studying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm afraid of spiders. Terrified. I can kill them, and I can clean them up, but I know in my heart that the very moment I sit down afterwards that tingling on the back of my neck is a tarantula out to avenge his friend.
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You liked whatever message I sent you and you're interested, you'd like to chat, or you spotted a spelling error in my profile.