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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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Relationship Type
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English, C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
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"For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love." -C. Sagan

While serving in the Peace Corps, I had monkeys break into my house. Not kidding, they actually stole my bananas. True story.
What I’m doing with my life
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I moved to DC, from Pittsburgh, nearly a year ago for work. I am a software engineer, for USAID, by day and volunteer with children by night...or at least by afternoon.

As I am still relatively new to DC I am looking for someone who knows the area and is up for exploring. Or, of you don't know the area, for getting lost together.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Stating the obvious
2. Puns, sarcasm, and mispelling words
3. Escaping bad situations
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am alive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Notes From Underground, Game of Thrones, Life of Pi, Neil Gaiman, and all things Kurt Vonnegut, Carl Sagan's A Demon Haunted World, Dr. Michio Kaku, The Prophet, Philip K. Dick, Phillip Jose Farmer, Ray Bradbury.

Music: Death Cab for Cutie, The Smiths, Dead Can Dance, The Beagle Brothers, The Decemberists, Jets To Brazil, Ministry, TKK, Morphine, Skinny Puppy, Bad Religion, Tool, Cradle of Filth, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Mazzy Star, Tool

Movies: Donnie Darko, True Romance, Hotel Rwanda, Hal Hartley films (Henry Fool, The Book of Life, etc.)

TV: Firefly, Farscape, The Killing, True Detective, Wilfred, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Family Guy, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny, Tosh.0, Louis C.K., Battle Star Gallsctica, Star Trek, Game of Thrones, Black Mirror.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm not sure if such a thing exists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Can we travel faster than light?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a bit of a sci-fi fan.
You should message me if
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You have a passion for helping others. You're a good person. Or maybe you're just trying to be a good person. Sarcastic, happy, and curious. Or maybe you just want to get to know someone.