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Lifecryparty

23 F Cincinnati, OH

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'll be filling this out later, but for now... I dunno, just make up whatever you want.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This question shouldn't be hard to answer but at the moment I'm having a hard time filling in this box. I'm in the process of dropping a double major in order to pursue a career directing film because if I don't my face will explode into flames out of sheer self loathing every time I look in the mirror. So....three cheers for preemptive strikes against spontaneous combustion, right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking analyses way the fuck too far, making obscure nerd jokes that make normal people uncomfortable, ostracizing people with my crazy radical beliefs, making a mean latte, constructing pillow forts, ping pong, not sleeping, forcing people to watch really good movies, making weird noises to express my feelings rather than actual words
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear a hazmat suit at all times and I have antlers. I try to blend in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books-- The Hours, House of Leaves, all things Tolkien, The Beauty Myth, Gender Trouble, The Mists of Avalon. I read way more than is healthy and Judith Butler is my goddamn hero. I love Philip K. Dick, bell hooks, Jessica Valenti, Virginia Woolf, Sylvia Plath, Ursula K. Le Guin, Margaret Atwood, Neil Gaiman, Jeff Vandermeer.
Shows-- Black Books, The West Wing, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Star Trek (all of them), Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who (classic up to the 10th Doctor. I refuse to acknowledge this Matt Smith fool), Firefly, That Mitchell and Webb Look, blah blah blah
Films-- The Innocents, A Tale of Two Sisters, Blade Runner, Night Watch, Star Wars, Mirrormask, Casablanca, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Don't Look Now, Igby Goes Down. I'm obsessed with horror films, which is part of the reason I want to go into writing and directing. Please let me scare you.
Music-- Wax Tailor, Amy Winehouse, Santigold, M.I.A, Andrew Bird, Tupac, Interpol, Ramona Falls, Tori Amos, Letters To Cleo, Wye Oak, Bonobo, Dead Man's Bones, Dr. Dre, Emancipator, Metric, Jeff Buckley, Keane, Laura Marling, Kidneythieves, Why?, The Temper Trap, Mazzy Star, Biggie, The Kinks, The Fratellis, The Books, Royksopp, Pearl Django, Nurses, Neko Case (I lived in Vermont for a year and didn't meet her, I've never felt so cheated in my life), Missy Elliot, Lovedrug, RJD2, Phutureprimitive, VNV Nation
Food... Food is good. I enjoy eating it. I have a strange obsession with Taco Bell, though I'm also partial to Thai and sushi. I'm also a beer and wine snob, so that's fun I guess
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-piano and guitar
-feminist literature
-coffee, red wine, whisky and absinthe
-faux eyelashes
-my cat
-sunglasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Queer theory. Things I'm working on writing. Filmy things. Why people insist on putting gallons of caramel or chocolate in their coffee. More efficient ways to obtain tacos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't really have typical Friday nights. Activities range from watching Star Wars with my roommate and acting out the scenes with our action figure collection to quietly reading at a cafe to getting drunk and throwing furniture off my friend's porch. Stability is for suckers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm guilty, but you'll never take me alive.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you're down with the feminist agenda
-you have a history of people calling you a snob when it comes to your alcoholic beverages
-you understand the reference behind my username
-you're secretly a cylon