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LightFantastico

27 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a writer.

That means I moved back in with my parents.
What I’m doing with my life
Waiting for "Neuromancer" to be real.

Journalism in a vague sense.
I’m really good at
Thinking about all the important authors who were my age when they wrote their best stuff, usually while I'm trying to fall asleep. High ponytails. Zines.
The first things people usually notice about me
My very convincing theatrical stage beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Broad strokes: Cyberpunk, horror, splatter films, sushi, enchiladas, and black metal.

I have a spreadsheet I could show you. I'm only partly kidding about that. I like spreadsheets of things.
The six things I could never do without
Brain, lungs, thumbs, liver, heart, and being able to pick a lock.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space travel, magical realism, professional wrestling psychology, and propaganda of the deed. Preferably all at the same time.
On a typical Friday night I am
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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I find the combination of aggressive apathy, unrelenting cynicism, and consistent deadpan delivery in a person to be dangerously irresistible.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you are an artist and want to make comic books. Or if you have impeccable comedic timing. Or if you think you would be a good professional wrestling valet. Or if you play accordion/fiddle. Or you say FULL COMMUNISM non-ironically. Or you make fun of Ayn Rand a lot. Or if you are Doris Thunder Tears.

I'm mostly just looking for friends - weird, I know - as I've almost entirely rebooted my monkeysphere and would like to repopulate it with radical minded people who like being texted in the middle of the night to talk about revolutionary theory and/or SyFy Original pictures.

Oh, and I'm currently in one of those relationships with ladouleurexquis, so hopefully that doesn't weird you out and make it so you don't want to be friends/buddies/naked comrades/intergalactic bounty hunters/NWA World Tag Team Champions/whatever. It is 2014 so I doubt it will maaaaaan. Be coooooool.