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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:14am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Seeing Someone
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a writer.

That means I moved back in with my parents.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Waiting for "Neuromancer" to be real.

Journalism in a vague sense. Comic books in a vaguer sense.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking about all the important authors who were my age when they wrote their best stuff, usually while I'm trying to fall asleep. High ponytails. Zines.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My very convincing theatrical stage beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Broad strokes: Cyberpunk, horror, pen and paper roleplaying junk, splatter films, sushi, enchiladas, and black metal.

I have a spreadsheet I could show you. I'm only partly kidding about that. I like spreadsheets of things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Brain, lungs, thumbs, liver, heart, and being able to pick a lock.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space travel, magical realism, professional wrestling psychology, and propaganda of the deed. Preferably all at the same time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I categorically refuse to say 'skramz.'
You should message me if
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If you are an artist and want to make comic books. Or if you have impeccable comedic timing. Or if you think you would be a good professional wrestling valet. Or you say FULL COMMUNISM non-ironically. Or you make fun of Ayn Rand a lot. Or if you are Doris Thunder Tears.

I'm mostly just looking for friends - weird, I know - as I've almost entirely rebooted my monkeysphere (moving back to your hometown really makes you rethink the people you hang out with) and would like to repopulate it with radical minded people who like being texted in the middle of the night to talk about revolutionary theory and/or SyFy Original pictures.

Oh, and I'm currently in one of those relationships with ladouleurexquis, so hopefully that doesn't weird you out and make it so you don't want to be friends/buddies/comrades/intergalactic bounty hunters/NWA World Tag Team Champions/whatever. It is 2014 so I doubt it will maaaaaan. Be coooooool.