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Likeembiginabox

26 M Oklahoma City, OK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Military
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I need more than just a "Hi." or "How are you?" to go on for conversation. Hi back. I'm splendid. Thanks.

^ This means I will not respond to those messages. It's in the first line. Why do people keep ignoring it. Come on. I have plenty written about me.

I'm all about dat bass, bout dat bass, bout dat bass...

People who say "Only douches wear aviators." What if I'm a douchey aviator wearing aviators? Do I then cancel out the douchiness or overload on douche? Mind. Blown.

http://m.tickld.com/x/15-reasons-why-dating-a-geek-is-worth

You must watch this before you message me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh7lp9umG2I
Yes, all 10 hours straight.

I am a gamer/anime nerd. I am mostly into RPGs and platformers. I like to spend hours playing Super Smash Bros, Kingdom Hearts series or any Mario game with my friends.

I started playing World of Warcraft again. Have mercy on my empty soul.

I like to cook. I can make pretty much anything.

I am a very open minded individual. I believe in letting people live their life how they want as long as they aren't physically harming others. With that being said, ***I am not religious*** and I support gay rights. You don't have to agree with me but I do demand respect.

My requirements for a woman is please be intelligent. I cannot date a girl without a brain. If you can't hold a conversation then I'm really not interested. I am attracted to a girl's brain more than her waist or bust size.

Bad spelling is a turn off.

Did you know... Back in the day OKcupid had this awesome feature where you could make suggestions to people's profiles? I would make spelling corrections to profiles all the time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am enlisted in the Air Force.

I wear a onesie to work.

I fix computers at 30,000 ft.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games, cooking, chess, working with technology, grammar.

Also, I am really good at getting on turnpikes and forgetting they need exact change in Oklahoma and I don't carry cash. This is due to turnpikes in Ohio taking credit cards or cash. However, I did have 78 cents for a $1.50 toll once and got let off with a warning since I was heading back to base.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am concentrated awesome (short).

I'm a silly boy with a stick. (Props if you get the reference; extra double props if you name the reference in your first message to me so I know you read more than my pictures and don't message me with "Hi.")
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows: Breaking Bad, Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones (all hail Tyrion Lanister), How I Met Your Mother (the finale pissed me off), Archer, Orange is the New Black, Scrubs. I also love Disney movies, Star Trek, Star Wars, and any shonen anime.

Food: I could eat sushi "errrrrrrday". Seafood (shrimp, lobster, crab legs), steak, bacon, pizza.

Music: Metal, Punk, and Techno mostly with sprinklings of guilty pleasure songs like Call Me Maybe.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Self esteem - learn to love yourself
Respect - don't be an asshole to others
Dignity - have pride in your actions
Sense of humor - laugh a little
Humility - laugh a little at yourself
Sushi - Om nom nom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The left handed glove question on here. You know the one. I am judgemental of this question. The CORRECT answer is right hand... Flipping left inside out makes it fit on the right. I can see where the confusion is where there are ambidextrous gloves. However winter gloves that are stitched to be form fitting can't be flipped inside to fit on the same hand. I dare you to buy a pair of winter gloves that have the thumb stitched lower and test this. I am considering buying a pair myself to prove this point on first dates.

http://glovechirality.blogspot.com/2013/03/if-you-turn-left-handed-glove-inside.html?m=1

I'm also pretty sure the okcupid trolls keep changing the numbers on the STALE is to STEAL... question. Every time I look at it I change my answer and then I'm too ashamed to try writing it out on paper.

Why is this your 5th time looking at my profile and you haven't responded to me? Are you mental?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being stood up for a date.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't whistle or snap my fingers.

Sometimes when I'm wearing my flight suit, I put on my aviators and play "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can spell with words.

http://www.themilitantbaker.com/2013/03/things-no-one-will-tell-fat-girls-so-i.html

http://www.worldlifestyle.com/beauty-style/14-things-every-fat-girl-absolutely-needs-to-hear

^ Myths about fat girls dispelled.

Message me if you are genuine. How about that?

You should definitely message me if I took the time to send you a really nice and well written message.

You like guys in flight suits.