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27 Oklahoma City, OK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:53pm
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Working on two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I will reply to anyone but if I am not interested in you, I will inform you immediately. No games.

Clearly I have to emphasize. If you aren't interested in me, don't waste my time by acting nice and then ignoring me. It's rude on so many levels.

I'm all about dat bass, bout dat bass... But treble doesn't bother me ;)

People who say "Only douches wear aviators." What if I'm a douchey aviator wearing aviators? Do I then cancel out the douchiness or overload on douche? Mind. Blown.

You must watch this before you message me:
Yes, all 10 hours straight.

I am a gamer/anime nerd. I am mostly into RPGs and platformers. I like to spend hours playing Super Smash Bros, Kingdom Hearts series or any Mario game with my friends. I also host a D&D group at my apartment on Sundays.

I play a tanking class in just about every game. There's something about throwing myself against hordes of enemies to keep everyone safe.

I like to cook. I can make pretty much anything.

I am a very open minded individual. I believe in letting people live their life how they want as long as they aren't physically harming others. With that being said, ***I am not religious*** and I support gay rights. You don't have to agree with me but I do demand respect.

Did you know... Back in the day OKcupid had this awesome feature where you could make suggestions to people's profiles? I would make spelling corrections to profiles all the time.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am enlisted in the Air Force.

I wear a onesie to work.

I fix computers at 30,000 ft. Instructor computer technician on the E-3 Sentry AWACS.

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games, cooking, chess, working with technology, grammar.

Also, I am really good at getting on turnpikes and forgetting they need exact change in Oklahoma and I don't carry cash. This is due to turnpikes in Ohio taking credit cards or cash. However, I did have 78 cents for a $1.50 toll once and got let off with a warning since I was heading back to base. Because what am I going to do, produce monetary compensation from my rectum? (Shit quarters)

I've found out recently I'm a good teacher since receiving high marks after completing flight instructor training for the Air Force.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am concentrated awesome (short).

I'm a silly boy with a stick. (Props if you get the reference; extra double props if you name the reference in your first message to me so I know you read more than my pictures and don't message me with "Hi.")
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows: Breaking Bad, Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones (all hail Tyrion Lanister), How I Met Your Mother (the finale pissed me off), Archer, Orange is the New Black, Scrubs. I also love Disney movies, Star Trek, Star Wars, and any shonen anime.

Food: I could eat sushi "errrrrrrday". Seafood (shrimp, lobster, crab legs), steak, bacon, pizza.

Music: Metal, Punk, and Techno mostly with sprinklings of guilty pleasure songs like Call Me Maybe.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Self esteem - learn to love yourself
Respect - don't be an asshole to others
Dignity - have pride in your actions
Sense of humor - laugh a little
Humility - laugh a little at yourself
Sushi - Om nom nom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The left handed glove question on here. You know the one. I am judgemental of this question. The CORRECT answer is right hand... Flipping left inside out makes it fit on the right. I can see where the confusion is where there are ambidextrous gloves. However winter gloves that are stitched to be form fitting can't be flipped inside to fit on the same hand. I dare you to buy a pair of winter gloves that have the thumb stitched lower and test this. I am considering buying a pair myself to prove this point on first dates.

I'm also pretty sure the okcupid trolls keep changing the numbers on the STALE is to STEAL... question. Every time I look at it I change my answer and then I'm too ashamed to try writing it out on paper.

Why is this your 5th time looking at my profile and you haven't responded to me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't whistle or snap my fingers.

Sometimes when I'm wearing my flight suit, I put on my aviators and play "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins.
You should message me if
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You can spell with words.

Message me if you are genuine. How about that?

You should definitely message me if I took the time to send you a really nice and well written message.

You like guys in flight suits.