Likeembiginabox
28 Oklahoma City, OK
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My self-summary
I'm Ryan and I'm all about dat bass.

http://www.16personalities.com/istj-personality

This is me to a T.

This song is addictive:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh7lp9umG2I

I am open to monogamous or non-monoganous relationships. I have done both so some of my match questions might seem mismatched.

I am extremely affectionate so be warned that I will try to touch you. Not groping but more like holding your hand or touching your back. If you're completely weirded out by this, we won't work out.

I pride myself on my very high credit score. I may show you if you're good :p

I am a gamer/anime nerd. I am mostly into RPGs and platformers. I like to spend hours playing Super Smash Bros, Kingdom Hearts series or any Mario game with my friends. I play D&D when I find enough people to put together a group.
I also play World of Warcraft but not in that hard-core "I keep a bottle of mtn dew to pee in and eat pizza rolls" kind of way. I set myself times to play and if I'm bored with nothing else to do I'll play.

I like to cook. I can make pretty much anything.

I don't half-ass anything. I full-ass everything.

I am a very open minded individual. I believe in letting people live their life how they want as long as they aren't physically harming others. With that being said, ***I am not religious*** and I support gay rights. You don't have to agree with me but I do demand respect.

Did you know... Back in the day OKcupid had this awesome feature where you could make suggestions to people's profiles? I would make spelling corrections to profiles all the time.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently loving my job as a computer technician instructor. I recently started taking some classes again toward my Bachelors Degree. It will be something like computer engineering or cyber security.
I’m really good at
Video games, cooking, chess, working with technology, grammar.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am concentrated awesome (short).

I'm a silly boy with a stick. (Props if you get the reference; extra double props if you name the reference in your first message to me so I know you read more than my pictures and don't message me with "Hi.")
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: Breaking Bad, Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones (all hail Tyrion Lanister), How I Met Your Mother (the finale pissed me off), Archer, Orange is the New Black, Scrubs. I also love Disney movies, Star Trek, Star Wars, and any shonen anime.

Food: I could eat sushi "errrrrrrday". Seafood (shrimp, lobster, crab legs), steak, bacon, pizza.

Music: Metal, Punk, and Techno mostly with sprinklings of guilty pleasure songs like Call Me Maybe.
The six things I could never do without
Self esteem - learn to love yourself
Respect - don't be an asshole to others
Dignity - have pride in your actions
Sense of humor - laugh a little
Humility - laugh a little at yourself
Sushi - Om nom nom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The left handed glove question on here. You know the one. I am judgemental of this question. The CORRECT answer is right hand... Flipping left inside out makes it fit on the right. I can see where the confusion is where there are ambidextrous gloves. However winter gloves that are stitched to be form fitting can't be flipped inside to fit on the same hand. I dare you to buy a pair of winter gloves that have the thumb stitched lower and test this. I am considering buying a pair myself to prove this point on first dates.

http://glovechirality.blogspot.com/2013/03/if-you-turn-left-handed-glove-inside.html?m=1

I'm also pretty sure the okcupid trolls keep changing the numbers on the STALE is to STEAL... question. Every time I look at it I change my answer and then I'm too ashamed to try writing it out on paper.

People who say "Only douches wear aviators." What if I'm a douchey aviator wearing aviators? Do I then cancel out the douchiness or overload on douche?
On a typical Friday night I am
Groot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't whistle or snap my fingers.

Sometimes when I'm wearing my flight suit, I put on my aviators and play "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins.
You should message me if
You want to talk to a gentleman.

Here's the thing. You don't owe me anything. I will take you out and we'll have a good time. You have no obligations to me as far as drinks, dinner, or sex. You also don't need to respond to me if I message you and you're not interested. It should also be said that if you lose interest at any point to just say so. You don't need to hide behind a screen and act like I don't exist. Be an adult and use your words.

With that said, please don't talk to me like I'm some sort of dog who thrives on sex and needs you to be sexual for my attention. You shouldn't be setting that kind of expectation unless you have some follow through. Being kinky and sexy is fine and all but blueballing someone is not classy. It's unnecessary.
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