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28 F Kansas City, MO

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5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
When drinking
Graduated from university
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Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French

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My self-summary
I don't know what I could possibly say to summarize myself. This thing is all pushed along by pictures, right? So as long as I can take some solid selfies & write above a sixth grade reading level, I should be okay.

I like goofy laughs, high fives, mild dorkiness, and snark. And beards. I love me some beards. Not mustaches, not goatees. Beards. Got that?

I also feel it's my responsibility to disclose the fact that I am half-Irish/half-Italian. Like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas, but with better skin. If you feel a little terrified right now, that's perfectly normal. It'll pass. (No it won't)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm another educated soldier in the service industry. I'm the bartender that inspires customers to say, "Oh, she's sassy, I LIKE her."
I’m really good at
Saying the right thing. Giving and receiving high fives (not the Top Gun kind. that's just asking for it.) Smiling like I mean it.

I also have amazing reflexes. I attribute this to being clumsy for my whole life. After a lifetime of constantly dropping things, one gets really good at catching them.
The first things people usually notice about me
Excessive cleavage. If I'm being honest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Wuthering Heights, Watchmen, Rules of Attraction, A Clockwork Orange, Invisible Monsters, The Virgin Suicides, The Great Gatsby, The Killing Joke

Movies: True Romance, Young Guns, Wayne's World, Wet Hot American Summer, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy, High Tension, The Lost Boys, Usual Suspects, The Prestige

Shows: The League, Strangers With Candy, Stella, How I Met Your Mother (and I won't apologize for that), Home Movies, Weeds, Supernatural

Music: I'll try and condense this part as much as I can. The Get Up Kids, Dolly Parton, Wu-Tang, Nekromantix, Neon Trees, Joan Jett, Dr Dog, Mountain Goats, The Good Life, Rocky Votolato, The HorrorPops, Mötley Crüe

Food: Korean, French, Italian, Mediterranean, Japanese. And all the buffalo wings I can stuff in my dome.
The six things I could never do without
Hot wings, high heels, gum, whiskey, dental floss, mascara. In no particular order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What happens to nearsighted people in the event of a zombie apocalypse? When our glasses break and our contacts all dry up, will we be used as bait? Will we be the slow antelope in the herd, prime to be picked off by the undead? Will seeing-eye zombies be a thing?
On a typical Friday night I am
Being charming and disarming for several hours at a time. Bartenders don't have Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own all four seasons of Felicity. There. I said it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
It may simplify things if I tell you who should NOT message me. If you...

-are a fan of St. Louis sports, or any team in the AFC West without an arrowhead on its logo.

-are extremely religious. I don't mean to restrict personal beliefs, I just don't care to hear about it all the time. Not aspiring to test the limits of how far my eyes can roll.

-substitute "u" for "you" or any other text shortcut. Contractions are fine, I'm not a monster.

-have ever been in an adult kickball league, unless you just quit and need someone to help burn all of your tie-dye shirts. In that case, I'm your girl.