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LilBigWhateva

30 M Berkeley, CA

My Details

Last Online
Sep 1, 2006
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Frisian (Fluently), Tagalog (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Icelandic (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm often told that I'm funny. (Notice I stated "told that I am." This allow me to avoid any self-declaration, and conveniently elude any expectations of being funny). I treat self-summaries like resumes: nothin but self-praise, self-congraglations, embellishments, self-deceptions, outright lies, and an address to reach me. But if you want to get know the REAL ME (and I would actually write a whole paragraph of self-description and then claim that there's a "real me" that I have yet to refer to) then please e-mail me. And now, I'll forefit any structural coherence whatsoever and continue to describe myself...

I am a baller and you can tell by iced-out wrists. I write short stories and almost had one published, but was too lazy to do the revision.. I also play guitar. Or at least use to before I quit. Probably shouldn't have mentioned it. Hmmm...I guess that's it...OK cupid probably summed it best: He's less energetic, less spiritual, more pessimistic, more sloppy....(sound like a good catch?)

I am ballafied, hustler-prone, and steady mobbin
What I’m doing with my life
Im up in dat BerkBerk nigga, puttin in WorkWork nigga, don't make me Jerk dat trigga.
I’m really good at
Talking bout "tha game." Figuring out acronyms. GET MY MUTHAFUCKIN GRIND ON. THATS HOW WE DO IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN YAY AREA MUTHAFUCKAZ.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tobacco smell...and then if I'm lucky I get a, "you should stop smoking," or the much preferred, "Can I bum a cigarette? I don't usually smoke but since I'm drunk I...."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(a) Anything by Kafka, Proust, Garcia Maquez, or Pynchon pretty much anything written by James Joyce, D.H. Larwrce, Orwell, Shakespeare, or Graves (B) The Snob in me likes his films old, indie, foreign or obscure, but i actually like a lot of mainstream Hollywood factory films too. (c) Don't get me started (D) shitty Mexican food
The six things I could never do without
My teeth (just kidding)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thinkings for suckers.
On a typical Friday night I am
EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN`
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have problems rolling a joint.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
the feeling strikes you...