I was getting a little antsy at work today, so I started writing. I just figured that this would be the perfect place to post the lusty little poem I wrote while staring at my computer screen. It's not great, but it's how I've been feeling lately.



Slam me against the wall
Groping
Grabbing

Bite my lip
My neck
My breast

Your breath is mine
Heaving
Gasping

Your fingers tickle
Tingle
Tease

Come inside
Take the dive
Lift me up
Make me scream

In the past month or so, there has been an unusually high amount of klutziness amongst my friends. Sprained ankles, burns, and nasty cuts galore. I've stayed about the same, myself, which isn't saying much. I fell IN a window and broke a shoe rack, cutting and bruising my ass along the way.

So what kind of klutzy things have happened to everybody else? I know there have got to be some good stories out there.

I like to imagine what I'll be like when I'm old. I want to be that lady with the creepy old house on the hill with lots of trees and a front yard that's so overgrown that it looks like a jungle. Little kids will tell scary stories about my house and dare each other to ring the doorbell. I'll have green hair (not merely tinted, but fully dyed...), and wear a feather boa and large sun hat. I'll sing show tunes as I walk down the street. Instead of getting reeled in by junk investments, I'll be pranking telemarketers and my neighbors.

... at least, that's how I hope I'll be. It'd be a fun way to pass my last years.

Does anyone else imagine what they'll be like when they're old and crotchety? I want to hear about it!