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LilMonkers

35 F Gilroy, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 7
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
NO COUPLES!!!!!! OKie dokie, trying to update this thing after 4 years off the site- slacking! I have the most incredible mini-me to ever exist in the span of existence. Hands down, no room for interpretation. Trying to get back on the rock, after being gone nearly as long too- owell I have new "rock" addictions hahah!
I find my self more shy and cautious these days. Motherhood changes you in so many ways. I will need a little time to "get to know you before we meet. Sorry the whackjobs spoil it for the good peeps!
I do still like rocks- I mean I like to climb them. I love great friends that I can make smile and they return the favor. I love finding new things to be passionate about, I tend to have a bit of an addictive personality to things I like. I love humor and goofball antics like crack- what I am talking about crack climbing at L-town or something! Really no drugs here. Oh wait, caffeine, adrenaline, a little booze and endorphines-OH and my son's smiles. Oh I have a White-front Amazon parrot. Her name is Chili Monkey Bird and she rocks.
I am "bi" in the manner that I only need a person to make me happy. I don't need a man or a woman - simply someone to enjoy life with!
I am rambunctious, passionate, and sporatic.
Oh- I do like to lay on the couch, or on the grass or on a boulder on the side of the cliff sometimes too! Sitting still can be taken for granted!
What I’m doing with my life
Working and back in school. Science, medical science. I like how things work, what makes them work and how I can fix/alter them-Frankenstien!!!! MUhahah! Just kidding, kinda. Newho, a lot of my time is spent making my son smile, laugh, scream, grow, learn, adventure...oh you get the drift. These little monkeys enjoy life!!!! I still love to do crazy things, just not as often now that I have a beautiful being depending on me. But let's go ahead and jump out of a perfectly good plane tomorrow- that, I'm not kidding about weeeeeeee!
I’m really good at
Making my son the incredible happy human being he is! Smiles, giving and recieving. Being a goofball. Most things I focus on. Getting excited.
The first things people usually notice about me
I love to smile and be a goofball. That either means we get along great, or they like to take themselves and life too cereal- ick! Yes I said cereal, and unlike the many other typos in this I am sure there are to be found, I DID mean that hah! If there not even a twinge of a smile there... we are back to the whole ick thing...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Rock n Roll baby- though I enjoy many different genres. I enjoy good guidebooks taking me on my next adventure. Food oh food- nearly everything, though I try to stay away from fast food. I like movies, but tend not to dwell on them often. But occasionaly something will grab my attention and hold for a time afterwards.
The six things I could never do without
My sunshine! smiles (yes I can be repeatative), friends (never enough and gosh I need more locally), animals (oh they are fun!), new things (yum), passion (DOUBLE yum)!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All things to make my son smile, mountains, oceans, friends, Chili Monkey Bird, playing, new fun, what's next?, ways to condense my cost of living so I dont have to think about money so much (a bit ironic I know), that I need to get out and socialize more (as I type on my computer for this site hah), all things gear, visiting friends I miss.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chillin getting ready for adventure maybe on Saturday morning?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Yea, I dont think so buddies! I have revealed quite alot on this already. Anything more would be better learned through email or even better, the very coooool and select few in real live person!
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 27–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
I am always up for new friends that are down to earth- I mean chill enough to sleep in the dirt. I am quite a handful most definitely, very rambunctious people should bring a smile to your face. People with romantic interest...well attraction is important of course, in pretty good shape (enough to have fun in sports and outdoors activities, and look good next to me HAH j/k!) no drama allowed! Yep yep, MUST have an incredible sense of HUMOR! LAUGHS ARE MANDATORY!!! Oh, if you have no interest in my son, I have no interest in you, that's the way the cookie crumbles.