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31 Seattle, WA Gender Nonconforming, Trans Woman, Woman

Gender Nonconforming, Trans Woman, Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:19pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly other
When drinking
Other, but not too serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), LISP (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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12-14-2014: ⇢ NEW GAME+
Working on a rebuild, watch out for potholes.

If Danni Daniels went back in time and fucked Velma Dinkley I'd be the result.

I'm a Baltimore transplant, a dirty little East Coast rivetgirl faggot, and that ain't ever going to change. I'm a little bitchy, I have a bifurcated tongue, and berating creeper douchecanoe men is starting to become a pastime of mine.

Other than that, I'm just peaches, I swear!
What I’m doing with my life
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Working at a dispensary, which is delightful. Very zen, just snip snip snip.

Being immature in all the right ways.

Currently I'm working on two creative projects. One, a turn-based tactical brawler starring a service top leather dyke fighting through hordes of demons to indulge her power bottom Mistress's captivity fetish. The second is a novel that I swear to Christ I can't pin down enough to even describe.

I'm kind of brazen and silly, considering how shy I am. If I'm remotely into you I'm probably terrified of you, and I like it that way. I like getting aggressive with things that scare me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sidekick, wingwoman, bodyguard, voice of reason, etc. Call it what you will, but I'm fucking great at playing backup for rambunctious people.

Conversely, I'm also great at making bad decisions look really good.

All bragging aside, I treat mindfucking like an art form. It's probably my favorite thing.

I get off on getting people off and I really like to be thorough. The more complicated the person the better.

I'm that friend that will tell you what I think when asked. I'm blunt, crass, and frankly kind of mean when I think it's necessary. I don't coddle when it's counterproductive, and that can be jarring, but I'll stand there and weather your shit with you. Bonus points if I get to vent some manhate by beating up your shitty ex-boyfriend.

I've had very few friends in my life, but I would bleed for every one of them. Loyalty is important to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Good gravy. This will take a while to flesh out.

Music: Aesthetic Perfection, Garbage, Nine Inch Nails, Orgy, Dope Stars Inc., Buckcherry, My Ruin, Ego Likeness, Five Finger Death Punch, Gravity Kills, Cage the Elephant, Alien Sex Fiend. Basically this cycles some as I find new things I missed out on.

Books: The Fortunate Fall, The Devil All The Time, Tampa, Lolita, Dust, Chill. I'm very picky about naming books as favorites.

Games: Dwarf Fortress, SanctuaryRPG, This War of Mine, Mass Effect, Peggle, The Walking Dead, The Wolf Among Us, Retro City Rampage, Hoplite, 868-HACK, FTL, Child of Light, Devil May Cry, One Finger Death Punch, Spelunky, Terraria

Food: I'm a bit of a Southern girl at heart, so assume this list is full of greasy, shameless Americana. Ethiopian (gored gored yes) is also a bit of a favorite. Aside from some fish, seafood usually turns me green, but I'll indulge every now and then. Cheesecake. Candy. Other such childish indulgences of sweets. Honestly, if it's even halfway decent, I'll probably try it.

Video: The Borgias (yes, the one with the creepy wincest, unf), Marco Polo, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, The Mighty Boosh, Archer, The Venture Bros, Bojack Horseman, Penny Dreadful, Let The Right One In, Hard Candy, Peaky Blinders, House of Cards, Sons of Anarchy, The Walking Dead
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex. Dirty, filthy, guilt-ridden, soul-rending, hateful, obsessive, beautiful, wonderful sex.

Tech. My gear has helped me navigate a world that is particularly cruel to autistic trans people. Tinkering with the ether is still magic to me.

My ethical code. I'm cut from a different cloth, and no one gave me a rule book for the complicated situations I've found myself in. I've done some very ugly things in my 31 years, much of it necessary, and following my heart and instincts has saved my life and those of my friends on multiple occasions.

Junk food. I'm a product of the 90's and overreaching broke white trash. There are so many tasty things on this city, but I'll always go for a cheap lager before a microbrew, and a chicken fried steak before kimchi. I love new experiences, but generally when shared with others.

Rain. There's a reason I moved here, and it might have been a Garbage song.

People. Whether I love them or hate them, no matter how introverted or antisocial I am, people fascinate me in general.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fucking off at Two Bells. Flirting on Skype. Coding. Getting baked. Getting kinky. Writing. Usually, some combination of the above.
You should message me if
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I have a lot of types, but fast, self-aware, wide-eyed, pouty, morbid little goth girls with daddy issues and a penchant for back alley quickies are always, *always* going to be my favorite. Also, probably the death of me. I'm so okay with that.

Or if you want to sit around and play a little Xbox and smoke all my pot.

You should NOT message me if you're a guy. If you even remotely identify as a dude I'm not interested. I'm more than man enough, thanks, and I don't need your unkempt beards and your boring, hetnorm masculinity fucking up my swagger.

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