Caveat: I've found my player 2. This profile is probably outdated, but I'm leaving it here so those interested in something platonic can at least get a feel for what I am.
Caveat #2 (11-23-2012): I had my face beaten into hamburger because of my gender, so in the off chance I actually venture into public for social situations, you'll understand if I don't speak. Y'know, wired jaw and all.
As the rest of this profile will be a long-winded descent into pure giddy madness, I'll start with a short and sweet description of myself given to me by one of my lovely partners: "You sow chaos, confusion, discord, and buttsex." I assure that this is very much by accident, aside from the buttsex which is quite deliberate. If bitchy queer boys and militant lesbian separatists went at it hammer and tongs in a spree of hate fucking, I'd likely be the result...and they'd both loathe me. Woo!
My spirit animal is a badger on a Harley with a devil-may-care attitude and a heart of gold.
Before I start really getting into just what the hell I am, let's get some basics out of the way:
* I am monogamous. What the fuck, seriously did not see that one coming, but I'm quite taken and only here platonically.
* My gender is quicksilver, but woman will do in a pinch.
In other words, I'm a snarky, optimistic, spastic little succubus dyke with a penchant for rough sex, sitting around in coffee shops and blathering on, playing with things that go beep boop, and generally having a light-hearted time.
This is where I used to say I'm looking for sadistic queer people to fuck, but to be perfectly honest I'm looking for some trans-friendly man-haters to go play Time Crisis with.