Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Get a box.
Try to fit me inside.
I have a strange love for all the weird and bizarre. I love to
explore mindsets, believesystems and different realities.
The most interesting and attractive part of another human being is
the mind. I am getting off on the smarts, rather then the
Excellent cooking skills might help, though!
Games, I like. But only those played with cards, on boards or in
bed. I detest emotional manipulations.
Therefor I love people for their honesty and directness.
Being openminded and polyadventourous I see sexuality and physical
contact as an intense way of communication - but I do not discuss
everything with everybody. You need to spark up my interest
I am known as being very direct. Some people have misinterpreted
this as me being hard and undiplomatic, well, some people also are
convinced the glass is half empty.
the burning woman
fire of the scorch
and the singe that bleeds
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a rather unusual job and am not only good at it, but also
very proud of it!
I not tend to mix my job with my private life.
Internet and computers are a big thing, I play a fair bit of games.
Someitmes I turn my room upside down to create a last minute
costume on other times I give a fuck about appearance. I also swear
I enjoy being a polymath, or at least try to attempt to be one, but
would describe me more of a "Jägerin und Sammlerin gefährlichen
My goal is to be moderatly prepared for the zombieapocalypse and I
am more comfortable with a Multitool then a cosmeticsbag.
My english language skills are even more adventurous then my
lifestyle. I am selfemployed, in a very chaotic way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...being very direct and impatient. Try me! You feel uncomfortable
to talk about something? I will surely ask you about it on our
Ah ya, and setting stuff on fire. There is that!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattoo, my presence and my eyes, if you know what I mean...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read a lot (Science fiction, drama, interesting stories and some
junk to pass time), watch a lot of stuff (movies of all sort,
british tv shows and really really good series) and enjoy music,
but am not a big collector of knowledge about celebrities,
musicians and the likes.
My diet is a non-fundamentalistic one (I prefer skilled cooking
over fast food, unless it´s korean) and am done with smoking , but
tolerate so in others.
In fact, I turned in an 'opto-paloean' lately: I opt to eat paleo
if it is delicious.
That made me laugh while the creeps crept up my back:
I also enjoy this track a lot:
And the recent online clip that I thought impressive is to be found
This is by far the best skateboarding video out there:
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, unless it´s out, good food, my cats, my cosy bed, my
computers and my ability to adapt to different realities.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
all sorts of stuff, as long as it is interesting...
Almost anything can spark my interest, as long as I somehow see
connections to it. The Universe is too fantastic to be exclusive.
Same is true for friends and lovers!
Im Allgemeinen finden sich in jedem Bereich des menschlichen und
sonstigen Daseins eine Vielzahl aufmerksamkeitsErregender Facetten
an denen sich mein Bewusstsein gerne reiben möchte.
Im Besonderen mag ich Totenköpfe
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oh, why, please define 'typical' for me.
Typical as in 'most friday nights - if compared to each
Truth is, I don´t do typical nights or days. I also don´t do
fridays. I do life.
And friends (pun intended).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a polyamorous explorer and adventurer.
A little note for all of you who are wondering what polyamory is
and more important, what it isn´t, please feel free to google for
some basic information.
I love to discuss your advanced concepts and questions but am not
willing to cram basic information in your head.
Have you read so far? Very good! For more private information you
have to cook me dinner, and it better be good!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are queer friendly!
You like my profile and want to get in contact with me.
I am open for new friends, dates, interesting people, activities,
meet-ups, munches, dancing and all sorts of things.
If you are interested in playing "Cards Against Humanity" with me!
Post me your favorite card combination!
If you want to accompany me to sports. I try myself in crossfit,
but suffer of lack of motivation to get there...
You like to go out and find the most adventurous place to eat? Drop
me a text! I try everything at least once.
Please, if you are looking for casual sex or an one-night-stand, do
so in telling me right away. I appreciate honesty and like to deal
straight forward with people. You might get lucky and your advances
are appealing to me, but if not, there is no harm done.
I am looking for rope bunnies, technical practice only!
A short note of common courtesy:
I am polyamorous. I also am able to enjoy consensual casual
This, however, does not mean that I will fuck everyone who is brave
enough to ask.
Furthermore, if you muster the braveness to ask and you should
receive a 'No' for an answer, there is no point in pointing out my
profile or react pissed off.
Behave as the gentleman your mother wants you to be! Anytime,
Seriously guys! Put a bit of effort in your requests! Since a few
weeks I am getting this very very silly one-liners, probably
written in the hope to score a quick fuck. I have nothing against
quick fucks, but when all you muster up to ask for one is a lame
one line question, then consider yourself ignored. You want to know
why? Because it is very likely you fuck like you write:
I cannot stress that enough!
Open your message with a link to your favorite youtubevideo or
soundcloud mix. Therefor I will know that you actually have read my
whole profile. Thanx for that!
Also, if you want to interest me in your sexual qualities, send me
your favorite fucking gif. If I like it, we might be in business.
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