Let's see..."I'm a walking contradiction" pretty much sums it up. I can be loud and sarcastic, or quiet and thoughtful. I hate spiders, but love scorpions. I hate the cold, but heat makes me cranky. I'm sure you've got the point by now...

I have 9 tattoos, and plans to get a few more. If you don't like tattoos, feel free to stop reading now. Thanks : )

I'm obsessed with hats of all kinds...

I'm a bit of an "accessories whore." No, that doesn't mean I'll do anything for pretty trinkets. I just <3 accessories of all kinds, I collect costume jewelry, and it's gotten to the point where I even write a blog about it. Here's the link, just in case you're interested: http://purplelacestheadventuresofalostchick.blogspot.com

I can cuss you out in sign language. Not that I would, but it's a nifty bit of info.

I'm VERY into music, movies, art, books, video games, etc. I'm a nerd of epic proportions.

I speak Pig Latin fluently.

Marcus Fenix could kick Master Chief's ass. If you don't know what this means, we can't be friends.

I love to go fishing, walking through the woods, and berry pickin'. I was born and raised in the country. Some things will just always be country with me : ). I also love to cook, quilt, go muddin', and gardening.

My Batman t-shirt is my favorite clothing item. And Michael Keaton WAS the best Batman...

My friends refer to me as the "Tomboy Diva." I'm comfortable being one of the guys, but I have to have my makeup on. Like I said earlier, contradiction is my game.

Yes, I've had very little sleep. And yes, I'll read this later, most likely be appalled by it...and change it slightly.

Purple is boss.

What most 26 year olds are doing...sort of. I work full-time at Wally World, and I'm a homeowner. Aaand I spoil my nephews rotten.

I have a weird fascination with going into Wal-Mart's other than the one I work, doing stupid things, and telling the complete strangers that see me doing those things that "I don't work here."

Talking, making people laugh, finding the gaudiest costume jewelry a store can offer, and figuring out ways to make it LOOK like I'm working, when in all actuality I'm not.

I also write...

Physically: I'd say my eyes, or my long hair. It's pretty nifty.
Otherwise: I'm almost always laughing at something.

Zombies. Rock. Food. Period.

Specifics? Fine. *sheesh*

Books: "The Stand", "It", and "Duma Key"...all by Stephen King. Also "Swan Song" by Robert McCammon and "Life Expectancy" by Dean Koontz. In all honesty though, I love just about anything by King.

Movies: Zombies. Give me a cheaply made 70's or 80's horror movie with terrible acting, and I'm happy.

Shows: On the rare occassion I watch television, I try to catch up with Grimm, Once Upon a Time, American Horror Story, and The Walking Dead.

Music: I love music. All kinds, but especially rock of every genre and decade. Seether=<3

Food: I could live off of spaghetti, salsa con queso with white tortilla chips, and chicken fajitas. Seriously.

Oxygen, water, food, laughter, family & friends, my cat, books, music, Chapstick, movies. I know that's 10 things, but in all fairness 3 of them are life sustaining, and I really have no option but to need them. And the "family & friends" counts as one because my friends are my family, and vice versa. Stop being so picky.

I'm also obsessed with the Zombie Apocalypse. Yes, I have a plan. Laugh if you want, but when it happens and you become the "Dish of the Day"...

Cleaning. I never manage to get it done until the last possible second. But I THINK about doing it all the time.

*sigh* at work.

I'm absolutely, positively, 100% awesome.

Anything you read here made you think, "Hey, this chick sounds pretty nifty."

If you don't use the word nifty, feel free to insert your own variable of said word. Freedom of speech, and all that. But "nifty" is a great word, and you should try to use it more. Just sayin'.