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65 Palo Alto, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 54–67
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:23am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Untelligent. Would you want me any other way?

I'm The Penultimate Woman
Kidding! I'm not interested in second best.

A poet? You'll know I'm keen for you when I feverishly pen what might, conceivably, maybe, resemble poetry.

I want to partner; what about you, partner?

I'm into simple pleasures, like a JB guitar riff.
And not so simple pleasures, like the man in my life.

A quintessential mix of fragile and strong
Would we get along?

Perhaps, if you are secularist/scientific…
'cause I'm just an old-fashioned non-theist kinda gal. Mon dieu!
And if you are emotionally and physically affectionate,
And if you are accountable for, shall we say, your human failings,
And if you prefer questions over conclusions.
And if you are exceedingly kind.
And, I must say it, if you are very quick witted, and love to laugh, a lot.
And, if you want one woman to love, completely.
I could go on.

I’m a sweet, simple-minded girl. Take the following as case in point:

I may not know
All I can be
But I do know
I want
Beside me
A ditty

Are you able to take the wheel? I need a brake.

Construction ongoing
Chain, chain, chains... naw
Ramp to Hell or High Water
Drive on the Correct Side of Everything

Calling all non-policing men. Approach the vehicle and write your own ticket.

Or, we could have a no-pressure first date:
Take the road that stretches out before you. You know the way; you drew the map. They'll be the winding ways and the climb up hill, and down, and then see the smooth stretch before you, the S-curve, the u-turn, your choice but try to avoid the dead-end, and you go further, you simply continue because you remember you can keep going if only you keep going, so you do, keep going, and it'll take as long as it takes, and you'll know you are exactly where you want to be, you can see the horizon, the expanse of endless sky and you, you, ah, you, wait I'll remember, just a sec, got it, yes, this is where you park it. I'll meet you there. Then, we'll switch metaphors and fly to the moon.

Or coffee would be good...

Okay, how about these testimonials*

Pretty, attractive, sexy, cool and mysterious
Something so elegantly sensual about you.
Clever and edgy!
Reading your profile was more like spending a weekend with you.
An adventure!
Remarkably playful.
Intellectually beautiful.
Self-admiring obscurantism! (so you say)

*The above are about a profile, not a person, and were written by some loser named Madison Avenue.

"Pedestal Rap Trap"

I don't wanna be no angel!
That, would be fatal!
Wings are for Birds to fly free
Like an angel could never be.
Alas, again, a ditty

Maybe we match up spiritually.
I used to believe in reincarnation, and that was before climate change.
I revere Reverend Billy and the Church of Stop Shopping.
I traveled with the full-night transit of the Southern Cross, from a beach on Lizard Island, Great Barrier Reef, 1987.
I bear the pattern of Orion's Belt on my stomach, naturally inscribed, I think when I unrolled sometime very early on, proof positive I'm made of stardust.

To continue (more's the pity), you might be interested to know I once got a

Compliment from a MAN!

He said, "Wouldn't ----- be a really FUN wife!"



and I would say this about marriage: I believe in the possibility. How about you?

Now, what to do while searching for the haystack needle?


which reminds me of the slim volume of poetry I once wrote entitled, "Five Years In Bed With The Same Woman".

Yours Neologically,
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fit and fun, fun, fun! I exorcise each and every day!
seeking bells and whistles, using smoke and mirrors
watching romantic comedies because I don't have one of my own?
not watching TV,
satisfying curiosity and
taking loving action.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Or rather, I'm really good at some of these, and love them all:
rock 'n roll
the funk the boogie the blues
rescuing insects
the arts and literature
cultural travel
physical and emotional affection
dancing dates
frogs and great-horned owls
free-irony zones
romantic love
pinball with friends
really good at sounding pretentious when I'm really not
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I'm single, ha.
people who become my friends often say they loved me at first meeting, which makes one feel great, doesn't it?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Now on my bedside table: Hermann Melville, Walt Whitman, and
"Touching A Nerve; the Self as Brain"
A short list of favorites: James Brown, Yip Harburg, Billy Strayhorn, Louis Jordan, J.B. Lenoir, Marvin Gaye, Charles Brown, Alice and John Coltrane, Albert King, Etta James, Gil Scott Heron, Bootsy Collins, Jimi Hendrix, Patti Smith, Utah Philips, P Funk, David Gray, Laurie Anderson, Little Feat, Jerry Miller, Tiran Porter, Joe Frank, Martin Short, Over the Edge, Tony Kushner, Caravaggio, Duccio for the color blue, Puccini, Mozart, Warhol, Spike Lee, Mary Oliver, John Updike, Zora Neale Hurston, Robert Burns, Martha Graham, Shakespeare...
Movies: Bread and Tulips, when the man says to the woman, "Your husband is not a fine connoisseur of your soul", Nashville, Notorious, Dr. Strangelove and Peter Sellers, Angels in America, Tom Ford's, A Single Man, Adaptation - "You are what you love, not what loves you." Cold Mountain for the beauty of the prose (from the novel), the music, and for Inman...
Food: Don't you agree the pear possesses a certain cool lusciousness...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
affection, laughter, trust, playfulness, hope, access to non-corporate media and a dictionary. Okay, seven things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to live an authentic life.
how we might better utilize our capacity for change.
how quickly we are now destroying our planet. I think about where the years went and where I am now. I wonder if I will find my true mate, and I know I want to but that it cannot be guaranteed. I think about how no one can say the word "die" anymore and use "passed away, passed, passed on..." I make up more jokes, like, " Did he pass on the potato salad? Did she pass over her obvious match?" I laugh at how, as an atheist, this passing over to something else could be thought of as discriminatory. :)
I could go on, but I would have to spend more time thinking and I just don't want to, except, that I think a lot about how many smiley faces I have to type so you know I'M KIDDING :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sometimes out for dancing and great music, or playing music, or around San Francisco with friends, or tuning in to the History of Funk, or playing late-night pinball, or putting off tomorrow...

Une métaphore pour moi:
You can find me at the opera one night and in a dive bar the next (if it's music and/or dancing I am after).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I may be an oxymoron.

Oh, and I once had a near-life experience.
You should message me if
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you actually read my profile and believe we could be a match.