Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My ideal relationship involves chilling out part of the time
watching dvds or tv. I'm not anti-going out on the town but its not
something I want to do every weekend. I looking for a guy that
wouldn't mind dates that involve going to the zoo, museums, the
park, or just driving around the country aimlessly. I'm not hard to
please as far as dates and relationships go. The closest I come to
being high maintenance is liking a pedicure every once and a while
and liking really good food.
A bit more about me (random order):
-I curse a lot.
-Nothing makes me happier than legos. (The Miniseries Collections
make me ecstatic!)
-I'm asleep and awake a weird times.
-I love memes and ragecomics
-I have a massive collection on NES & N64 games (I hope one day
to own them all.)
-I love owls.
What I'm Attracted to:
I love nerds. No, I don't mean hot guys with glasses. I mean nerds.
(Well of course there has to be some attraction). But if you like
quantum physics, astronomy, useless facts, play Jeopardy!, and so
on - that's hot. If you're really good at math, programming and the
like, that's also hot. Since I suck at math I'd really enjoy having
someone that was good at math around.
I'm a big lover of horror movies so It's a HUGE plus if you like
them too. The sillier the better.
I hope you like sea food (shellfish) 'cause I cook that stuff
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to achieve happiness from moment to moment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crafts - and anything dealing with MSOffice
. I make lineart
of my friends.
I'm good at making a joke out of anything and at making
I'm pretty much a jill of all trades.
Helping random strangers in their time of need.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really short with really short hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(A) Romeo and Juliet, Take the Canoli, True Crime, Darwin awards,
Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk, Edgar Allan Poe
(B) The Blue
, Groundhog's Day
, Action Movies
like Die Hard
, Punch-Drunk Love
, French Kiss
, Danny Boyle
, Charlie Kaufman
, 40 Year Old Virgin
, Bill and Ted
, The Departed
, Coen Brothers
, White Oleander
, B Movies
, Fiona Apple
, Neil Young
, The Beatles
, Ben Folds
and/or Five, Placebo
, The Who
, The Velvet Underground
, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
, Link Wray
, The Clash
, Elvis Costello
, Modest Mouse
, The Jam
, Peter Bjorn And John
. Proto-punk, 80s One Hit Wonders (The cheesier the
better), etc etc etc
My Name is
(don't knock it! It's good stuff!), Confessions of a
, Forensic Files
, Most Evil
, Big Bang Theory
Teen Hunger Force
, Upright Citizens
, Monty Python's
, Twilight Zone
(the old ones),
, Quantum Leap
, The State
, Star Trek TOS
, Night Court
, Good Times
, The Whitest Kids You
, Paranormal State
, The Soup
, Countdown with
, The Golden Girls
, The Young Ones
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. Air Conditioning - I'm constantly hot.
3. My cats.
4. My Family.
5. Peace/Calm - I can't stand a lot of loud annoying noises.
6. Something to do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mortality, life, the future, money, funny stuff, "what if"...
Here's some things I'd like to know the answer to:
"If a pharmacy catches fire what does it smell like? Is it toxic
"If a texas long-horned cow loses one of its horns, does the cow
end up with its head cocked to the side?"
"Can you set jello on fire? Does jello melt?"
"If the world's largest tumor was 300 pounds - is it possible to
have a tumor that large in your head?"
"Can you swim faster if you're hairless AND oiled up?"
"If my brain was like a hard drive how much space would be
dedicated to just knowing where things are in my house?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching tv and catching up on the internets. All-around chilling
out from the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm looking for a long term committed relationship! (OMG THAT'S THE
WORST THING EVER! RUN NOW!!!!!!!111)
I loathe small talk.
I love just jumping into a
I'd rather talk than text.
Can't fucking stand Morrissey
My Flickr and Facebook page:
If you want to add me on facebook please let me know that you are
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
A few things:
YOU MUST NOT DO DRUGS. DEALBREAKER.
You don't have kids.
You'll have to be okay with and non-allergic to cats. My cats and I
are a packaged deal.
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