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28 Tullahoma, TN Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26-36
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:43pm
Native American, White, Other, —
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 1" (1.55m)
Body Type
Full figured
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My ideal relationship involves chilling out part of the time watching dvds or tv. I'm not anti-going out on the town but its not something I want to do every weekend. I looking for a guy that wouldn't mind dates that involve going to the zoo, museums, the park, or just driving around the country aimlessly. I'm not hard to please as far as dates and relationships go. The closest I come to being high maintenance is liking a pedicure every once and a while and liking really good food.

A bit more about me (random order):
-I curse a lot.
-Nothing makes me happier than legos. (The Miniseries Collections make me ecstatic!)
-I'm asleep and awake a weird times.
-I love memes and ragecomics
-I have a massive collection on NES & N64 games (I hope one day to own them all.)
-I love owls.

What I'm Attracted to:

I love nerds. No, I don't mean hot guys with glasses. I mean nerds. (Well of course there has to be some attraction). But if you like quantum physics, astronomy, useless facts, play Jeopardy!, and so on - that's hot. If you're really good at math, programming and the like, that's also hot. Since I suck at math I'd really enjoy having someone that was good at math around.

I'm a big lover of horror movies so It's a HUGE plus if you like them too. The sillier the better.

I hope you like sea food (shellfish) 'cause I cook that stuff really well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to achieve happiness from moment to moment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crafts - and anything dealing with MSOffice. I make lineart
of my friends.

I'm good at making a joke out of anything and at making anything

Fixing things.

Helping random strangers in their time of need.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really short with really short hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Rather than have a big wall of text, I'm just going to touch on my favorites:

Books: Romeo and Juliet, Take the Canoli, True Crime, Darwin awards, Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk, Edgar Allan Poe

Movies I can watch over and over without getting tired of them:
Aliens, Pride and Prejudice, Blue Lagoon, Jurassic Park (Any of the franchise), Groundhog Day, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, The Thing, Overboard, etc...

Shows I cannot live without:
American Horror Story, Walking Dead, Futurama, Bob's Burgers, China Il, Rick and Morty

The Clash, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Ramones, Bjork, Ben Folds Five, too many left to list...

Seafood, Mexican, Italian, Cheese, and so on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Crafting.
2. Air Conditioning - I'm constantly hot.
3. My cats.
4. My Family.
5. Peace/Calm - I can't stand a lot of loud annoying noises.
6. Something to do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mortality, life, the future, money, funny stuff, "what if"...

Here's some things I'd like to know the answer to:

"If a pharmacy catches fire what does it smell like? Is it toxic fumes?"

"If a texas long-horned cow loses one of its horns, does the cow end up with its head cocked to the side?"

"Can you set jello on fire? Does jello melt?"

"If the world's largest tumor was 300 pounds - is it possible to have a tumor that large in your head?"

"Can you swim faster if you're hairless AND oiled up?"

"If my brain was like a hard drive how much space would be dedicated to just knowing where things are in my house?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching tv and catching up on the internets. All-around chilling out from the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really just want to settle down.

I loathe small talk. I love just jumping into a conversation.

I'd rather talk than text.

Can't fucking stand Morrissey

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Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
A few things:


You don't have kids.

You'll have to be okay with and non-allergic to cats. My cats and I are a packaged deal.