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Lily_Hathor086

27 Murfreesboro, TN Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White, Other
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
***Feel free to message me but I've basically given up.***

My ideal relationship involves chilling out part of the time watching dvds or tv. I'm not anti-going out on the town but its not something I want to do every weekend. I looking for a guy that wouldn't mind dates that involve going to the zoo, museums, the park, or just driving around the country aimlessly. I'm not hard to please as far as dates and relationships go. The closest I come to being high maintenance is liking a pedicure every once and a while and liking really good food.

A bit more about me (random order):
-I curse a lot.
-Nothing makes me happier than legos. (The Miniseries Collections make me ecstatic!)
-I'm asleep and awake a weird times.
-I love memes and ragecomics
-I have a massive collection on NES & N64 games (I hope one day to own them all.)
-I love owls.

What I'm Attracted to:

I love nerds. No, I don't mean hot guys with glasses. I mean nerds. (Well of course there has to be some attraction). But if you like quantum physics, astronomy, useless facts, play Jeopardy!, and so on - that's hot. If you're really good at math, programming and the like, that's also hot. Since I suck at math I'd really enjoy having someone that was good at math around.

I'm a big lover of horror movies so It's a HUGE plus if you like them too. The sillier the better.

I hope you like sea food (shellfish) 'cause I cook that stuff really well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to achieve happiness from moment to moment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crafts - and anything dealing with MSOffice. I make lineart
of my friends.

I'm good at making a joke out of anything and at making anything
fun.

I'm pretty much a jill of all trades.

Helping random strangers in their time of need.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really short with really short hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(A) Romeo and Juliet, Take the Canoli, True Crime, Darwin awards, Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk, Edgar Allan Poe

(B) The Blue Lagoon, Groundhog's Day, Action Movies like Die Hard or Lethal Weapon, Punch-Drunk Love, French Kiss, Hitchcock, Kubrick, Danny Boyle, Charlie Kaufman, Michel Gondry, Spike Jonze, Garden State, Pulp Fiction, Fearless, 40 Year Old Virgin, Bill and Ted, Stranger than Fiction, The Departed, Coen Brothers, Trainspotting, Harold and Maude, Freaked, White Oleander, Inception, B Movies

(C) Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Fiona Apple, Neil Young, Bjork, Blur, Beck, The Beatles, Ben Folds and/or Five, Placebo, The Who, Hole, The Velvet Underground, The Strokes, The White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Link Wray, The Clash, Ramones, Donovan, Nico, Weezer, Elvis Costello, Pixies, Modest Mouse, The Jam, Peter Bjorn And John, Santogold, Gorillaz, Talking Heads. Proto-punk, 80s One Hit Wonders (The cheesier the better), etc etc etc

(D) Lobster, Seafood, Steak, Krystal's, Fazolli's, Sonic

(E) TELEVISION!

WALKING DEAD

Furturama, My Name is Earl, The Office, Dr. Phil (don't knock it! It's good stuff!), Confessions of a Matchmaker, Forensic Files, Most Evil, Scrubs, Big Bang Theory, Squidbillies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Upright Citizens Brigade, Reno 911!, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Twilight Zone (the old ones), Night Gallery, Quantum Leap, The State, Star Trek TOS, Night Court, Wings, Cheers, Good Times, The Whitest Kids You Know, Paranormal State, The Soup, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, The Golden Girls, Becker, The Young Ones
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Crafting.
2. Air Conditioning - I'm constantly hot.
3. My cats.
4. My Family.
5. Peace/Calm - I can't stand a lot of loud annoying noises.
6. Something to do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mortality, life, the future, money, funny stuff, "what if"...

Here's some things I'd like to know the answer to:

"If a pharmacy catches fire what does it smell like? Is it toxic fumes?"

"If a texas long-horned cow loses one of its horns, does the cow end up with its head cocked to the side?"

"Can you set jello on fire? Does jello melt?"

"If the world's largest tumor was 300 pounds - is it possible to have a tumor that large in your head?"

"Can you swim faster if you're hairless AND oiled up?"

"If my brain was like a hard drive how much space would be dedicated to just knowing where things are in my house?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching tv and catching up on the internets. All-around chilling out from the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm looking for a long term committed relationship! (OMG THAT'S THE WORST THING EVER! RUN NOW!!!!!!!111)

I loathe small talk. I love just jumping into a conversation.

I'd rather talk than text.

I'm a Democratic Socialist, pro-choice, and pro separation of church and state.

Can't fucking stand Morrissey

My Flickr and Facebook page:

Facebook

If you want to add me on facebook please let me know that you are from okcupid.

Flickr
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me because when I message guys it never seems to work so I've stopped. If I stalk your profile a lot it means something. :)

A few things:

YOU MUST NOT DO DRUGS. DEALBREAKER.

You don't have kids.

You'll have to be okay with and non-allergic to cats. My cats and I are a packaged deal.