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My name is not important, but I will tell you it's Elise anyway. I'm currently attending the illustrious Gateway Community College. My favorite colors are lime green and blue, I like long walks on the beach... just kidding, don't expect my fat ass to be trecking it's way any further then right to the edge to stare at the ocean. I love the ocean.

The other day I was contemplating me. Strange, yeah, but I came up with the following: I am am vaguely OCD as a compensation for being ADD. I was the kid with no friends, but now I'm just me. I have seven peircings, a tendency to dress like a homeless hippie or a guy, and rapidly changing hair color. I have a dangerously obsessesed with anything that is Harry Potter related or homo-gay-fabulous and I have a slight fetish for scarves and hair. I become mezmerized easily when looking at things that are arranged by color (beads, towels, crayons) and one of my major life aspirations is to have a spacious bathroom with an entire wall covered in shelves of folder towels like in a department store. I can't remember the majority of my childhood, or really what I had for breakfast most days, but I remember that my fourth grade teacher said I would be a junkie and a drop-out. Some days I still worry that she was right. I enjoy riding public buses, because I get to meet the other strange people who ride buses. People watching is one of my favorite hobbies, because frankly, they are way more interesting, strange and often odd looking then birds.

I consider myself agnostic, because there are only two things I truly believe: Humans are incapable of ever understanding what is going on and we will have all of our questions answered after death. Oh, and reality is an illusion, but if i thought too much about that, I would go literally insane. Like the rocking-back-and-forth-in-a-corner type of insane.

If you don't scare at least one person everyday, you're not doing your job.

Going to Gateway part-time and working full time at the Ansonia Taco Bell. Mmm... chalupas.

Avoiding homework. And saying the alphabet backwards. No, seriously, I can do it in under 4 seconds. Oh, and singing. And writing. I love to write, but just do not have the attention span for anything over 3 pages. So many unfinished stories.

At first glance? My hair. It likes to do a hostile take-over of my head. It used to be blue. And pink. And green. And blonde. Now it's blond.

1. Not to sound like utter fan girl, but HARRY POTTER!
2. A clock. It drives me CRAZY not knowing what time it is.
3. Pants. At least if it meant always wearing dresses. I could totally do the nudist thing.
4. My friends. Sounds corny, is completely true.
5. My computer. iBook G4. Has all my music and my pictures, my fanart and fanfiction... I didn't say that last part.
6. A giant purse. Keys, cards, cigarettes, phone, it is a never ending fullfiller of needs.

How I can avoid doing work. Seriously, if I took the time I spent thinking about this and did work, I would totally never fail anything.

At the Bell, suffering. If you're in the valley, come and say hi!

Well, I'll answer about any question someone wants to throw at me, but posting private things here is just begging for... sketchiness.

I haven't scared you off yet. Or if your just bored. I have a bit of an issue with getting in touch with others, but I am all about being contacted and asked more questions. Or if you live in my area and want to hang out. Diner time, anyone?