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33 M Sacramento, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
My 8 year old son is my world! Because of him I am a man of passion and dignity, love and laughter, sweat and tears.
It sucks that he lives most of the time in Idaho with his mom. We both love superheroes and to him I am Superman. So I stay in shape and eat healthy (80% of the time) to keep up the super hero appearance. :)
I think I'm a funny smart ass with a pinch of arrogance. But I joke and laugh at almost anything including myself. And I try to be overly nice. Karma! I love a good funny movie, small venue concert, a bottle of wine and mixing drinks.
Born in Sacramento/Citrus Heights and moved to the hills near Paradise/Oroville to a placed called Concow when I was 11. I was in the air force for ten years in Idaho. Got out and moved back.

Instagram @limaxray27 for more pictures a few of me and other stuff. Warning there might be shirtless douche mirror pics on there. Nsfw
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
I can make people laugh.
Finding the perfect T shirt!!!
Moving my ears, both of them individually!
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile from the front and my shoulders from the back
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Malcolm gladwell books (Tipping Point, Blink), Daniel Quinn's books (Ishmael, The Story of B, My Ishmael).
Movies: My new favorite movie is...drum roll please....Man Of Steel!!!!!! Vanilla Sky, Step Brothers, Snatch, Limitless, Zoolander, The Dark Knight, Anchorman, The Pursuit of Happiness.
Shows: Used to be Smallville. House, Awake, Modern Family, Community, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Glee, American Idol.
Food: Japanese, Chinese, Mexican, Indian, Mediterranean, French.
Music: Boyce avenue, John Mayer, Ben Howard, Allen Stone, Maroon 5, Mumford and sons, temper trap, Sara barielles, Adele, Weezy, Bruno Mars, Frank Ocean. I will listen to almost anything but I prefer Acoustic singer song writer stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Since my son, family and friends are a given
iPhone, gym, floss, my zero water filter and Breakfast/eggs, Candy! I love candy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombies and a possible economic crash that will send the planet into a post apocalyptic world of anarchy and dismay.
Life and Death or the lack of death, I'm not sure what happens next but I don't think we just END.
Money and how to make more. Retirement and vacation, they seem so similar and I want them both already.
On a typical Friday night I am
More likely now working till ten, new schedule.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I got asked in a bar if I was that guy off of I'm sure she meant okc but forgot the name and/or she was on a couple date sites. I said No! On the technicality that she said the wrong site.
I can kill someone with my bare hands, also I didn't really drop out of space camp! THAT'S A LIE
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are funny, smart, sarcastic, witty, spontaneous, active and a looker.
You have more than one picture and I can kinda tell what you look like, cause let's face it we all have a fricking camera on our phones and saying you only have one picture is just BS!
I'm not religious so, if you are it isn't a good idea to message me.
If you have a picture shooting a gun I'm probably not interested. I'm not against guns, just don't get all these stupid pics shooting them! If you have five pics up seems a waste to put one shooting.
Don't be offended if I don't reply. Sorry I'm probably not interested and would rather not reply than reply and hurt your feelings.