So, I'm nice. At least I think I am. I am a pretty happy person. I like music, and movies, and reading, and partying, and cycling. I also never know what to write about myself. If I were a cartoon character I'd be Sally Brown from the Peanuts. If I were a song I'd be Rock 'n Roll by the Velvet Underground. If I were a movie I'd be The Big Sleep. I like film noir.

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• Naked_Bat_Boy

I work at Starbucks. I plan on going back to school eventually for philosophy (useful, I know). Um.... right now I'm just saving money and doing all those things I never had time for in school.

I also have a one-woman band called Too Fast For Love where I do indie-folk covers of glam-metal songs.

Following instructions. I can put together Ikea furniture like no one else. I am also excellent at memorizing things (capitols of countries etc.). I am good at knitting and reading and listening.

My height and my smile. I'm short, and I smile a lot.

Books: the big sleep, the long goodbye, return of the native, claudine at school, little house in the big woods, the three musketeers, please kill me, no good from a corpse, fargo rock city, the book of revelation

I like hard-boiled detectives, french school-girls, entertaining pop-culture criticism, and trippy religious texts.

Movies: the big sleep, alien, aliens, terminator, chinatown, the wild one, the talented mr. ripley, welcome to the dollhouse, evil dead, the shining, from here to eternity, reservoir dogs, american psycho, velvet goldmine, wild at heart, meatballs, dazed and confused, bad education, teeth, the dreamers

I like hard-boiled detectives (still), 80's action movies, unconventional horror films, stylish violence, boys in sparkly pants, and marlon brando in a tight shirt.

My favorite bands are too numerous to list. I don't like listing genres, because I don't like ALL punk, or ALL rock- that's just too general. However, I like all of the really good bands and songs from most genres. I think I have excellent and discerning taste, but of course, I would think that.

I like eating. Pretty much all kinds of food.

Excellent Mental Health

Laptop

Violin

Sex

Friends

Personal Space

... I guess that's kind of a boring list... but there you go.

Sex. Society's role in defining gender roles and sexuality. Racism in Canada. 2012. How to increase pastry sales at work.

Sleeping, so I can wake up at 4 to go to work on Saturday morning.

Or partying.

You think we'd get along well.