Howdy, ma'am. I am not actually the Lindbergh baby, but I am worthy of a kidnap.

I have a great job that I've been dedicated to for over a decade now. That has allowed me to purchase a home, raise my cat friends, travel around and have fun. It is a bit of a stressful job, but I break free when I'm not there and try to make the most of my free time.

As I've gotten older, it's been harder to get my friends to join me in my adventures. Families and such, I suppose.

I am an only child, grew up "working class", was an honor student/under-achiever, was a Boy Scout and earned the rank of Eagle Scout, went to University but didn't take it seriously enough so I never graduated, hosted shows on cable access, landed a great job, ran a webzine, put out an actual zine, did a podcast about something I'm not interested in any more, I'm on the IMDB for a crappy movie that a former friend made, I'm the world's only Robb Zipp who is all over the internet and is easy to do a google search for or you can just find at about.me/robbzipp .

I've recently been booked as an emcee for several craft beer events in town. I'm the jolly drunk fat man you've always been dreaming about.

I work a stressful job, so I tear it up on the weekends. That usually includes CRAFT beers and good friends. Maybe you'll be one, soon!

I'm really good at making new friends and being a super honest goofball. I have a limited filter, so I say some off the wall shit at times. It's only for my own entertainment, so please don't take it personally.

My friend Veronica about me:
"Don't forget you are also a great mediator and non-confrontational person, like when your friend starts an argument with a drunk DB that left his furry furry dog in his car to go to warehouse live. ;)"

The first things people usually notice about me are my sideburns. They are a bit extreme, but I wouldn't want it any other way.

I enjoy comic books. I'm not a total comic geek, but I do subscribe to several titles and enjoy the hell out of a convention.

Of course I like super hero movies, but I also really like documentaries.

I work for a sports broadcast network, so I don't watch much sports at home. I do watch a lot of shows about old stuff like American Pickers or those horrible storage auction shows.

I love rock music of all kinds. I can even get into some rap or country, though my roots lie in punk and metal. I don't go to as many live concerts as I used to, but I can be dragged out to a few shows here and there.

I'm a bigger dude, so it's obvious that I like food. I am sort of allergic to corn, so I do my best to avoid that. I'm pretty open to almost anything else, though.

The six things I could never do without are:
good friends
fun adventures
Star Wars
Houston
craft beer
cheese

I spend a lot of time thinking about the fun times I have planned, and the fun times that I've shared with my friends in the past.

On a typical Friday night I am winding down from a work of week and looking forward to the weekend ahead. A stop at a bar and a bite to eat with friends is always a good time.

I rampage through epic battlefields as a Viking when I sleep. That means I wear a mouth guard whilst sleeping so that I do not grit my teeth and bite my cheeks and tongue. I always wake up, so I know that I am winning the wars I wage in dreamland.

...you want to make a new bad-ass friend, or maybe more...