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36 M Spring, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:24pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Howdy, ma'am. I am not actually the Lindbergh baby, but I am worthy of a kidnap.

I have a great job that I've been dedicated to for over a decade now. That has allowed me to purchase a home, travel around and have fun. It is a bit of a stressful job, but I break free when I'm not there and try to make the most of my free time.

As I've gotten older, it's been harder to get my friends to join me in my adventures. Families and such, I suppose.

I am an only child, grew up "working class", was an honor student/under-achiever, was a Boy Scout and earned the rank of Eagle Scout, went to University but didn't take it seriously enough so I never graduated, hosted shows on cable access, landed a great job, ran a webzine, put out an actual zine, I'm on the IMDB for a crappy movie that a former friend made, I'm the world's only Robb Zipp who is all over the internet and is easy to do a google search for or you can just find at .

I'm the jolly drunk fat man you've always been dreaming about.

I also do a podcast now about stuff I do with my friends. There's lot of talk about beer and comics and other nerdy stuff. I enjoy it.
What I’m doing with my life
I work a stressful job, so I tear it up on the weekends. That usually includes CRAFT beers and good friends. Maybe you'll be one, soon!
I’m really good at
I'm really good at making new friends and being a super honest goofball. I have a limited filter, so I say some off the wall shit at times. It's only for my own entertainment, so please don't take it personally. One of my co-workers called me an "honest dick" and started to sing a song about me. This filled me with so much pleasure!

My friend Veronica about me:
"Don't forget you are also a great mediator and non-confrontational person, like when your friend starts an argument with a drunk DB that left his furry furry dog in his car to go to warehouse live. ;)"
The first things people usually notice about me
The first things people usually notice about me are my sideburns. They are a bit extreme, but I wouldn't want it any other way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy comic books. I'm not a total comic geek, but I do subscribe to several titles and enjoy the hell out of a convention.

Of course I like super hero movies, but I also really like documentaries and comedies.

I work for a sports broadcast network, so I don't watch much sports at home. I do watch a lot of shows about science and science fiction.

I love rock music of all kinds. I can even get into some rap or country, though my roots lie in punk and metal. I don't go to as many live concerts as I used to, but I can be dragged out to a few shows here and there.

I'm a bigger dude, so it's obvious that I like food. I am sort of allergic to corn, so I do my best to avoid that. I'm pretty open to almost anything else, though. EXCEPT FOR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS OR BRAINS!
The six things I could never do without
The six things I could never do without are:
good friends
fun adventures
Star Wars
craft beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about the fun times I have planned, and the fun times that I've shared with my friends in the past.
On a typical Friday night I am
I love to go to the movies and go meet friends for food and beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I rampage through epic battlefields as a Viking when I sleep. That means I wear a mouth guard whilst sleeping so that I do not grit my teeth and bite my cheeks and tongue. I always wake up, so I know that I am winning the wars I wage in dreamland.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You should message me if:
You have nice teeth
You love Star Wars
You do not have addiction issues
You are looking for one man