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Linds1000

28 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a 3rd grade teacher and I just earned a Masters in Education. It is the best job and is continually challenging me...children are far easier to deal with than adults! I love making them laugh and all the while getting paid to enjoy learning new things myself. I love what I do and can't imagine dreading going to work every day.

I am sarcastic and can have a raunchy sense of humor, but at the end of the day, I'm a sincere and an extremely loyal friend and person. I'm never funny when I try, but hilarious when I don't (see?) If you are not sarcastic or do not like to be teased, you probably won't like me much... sense of humor is by far one of the most important traits I'm looking for in a person, that, and not being crazy.

I just finished a chapter in my life and want to start a fresh new and even better one. I'm superbly fun or at least my friends tell me that and can fit in with almost every crowd. I have had some of my best friends for over 15 years, so I don't mess around, once you are around me, you tend to not want to lose me from your life because I will take care of you through thick and thin.

And, there is always money in the banana stand.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Continually seeking balance for all the different facets of my life... I am very lucky and I want to appreciate what's around me. That, and watching an enormous amount of absurd TV but I balance it with Indie films on Netflix so I don't feel totally uncultured...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
just dance (my new obsession), using opentable, multi-tasking, learning children's names, reading several books at once, impressions of Oprah.... I NEVER forget a face.... I once asked my waiter if he was on an episode of law and order because my friends didn't believe that I recognized him and in fact, he had a small part. (Refer back to absurd tv section)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: Call me By Your Name, Cutting for Stone, My Antonia

movies: annie hall, goodfellas, fight club, memento, usual suspects
the departed, city of god, garden of good and evil, fargo, snatch
rocknrolla - really anything by guy richie without madonna

Music: Vampire weekend, David Gray, Miike Snow, Mumford & Sons, Yeasayer, Matt & Kim, or really anything Pandora chooses for me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. family/friends
2. pillows
3. snow days
4. peanut butter
5. My car - having some serious adventures with it, recently
6. appetizers, prefer them to entrees any day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to be better at my job. my family and friends. all the cliches that I could use on here....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
We end early on Fridays, so we go straight to the bar and laugh at the people passing by who are still at work...no, I'm too nice to do that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My skirt once caught on fire and I had to stop, drop, and roll... Awful at the time, great bar story now.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You want to chat and see where that goes..I'm not here to talk to someone endlessly before meeting them, seems like a waste of everyone's time....I'm not on here for a casual fling, while those can be fun! Been there, done that.