Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not going to lie, ich habe Wanderlust. I want to flee, get out,
see more places. That being said, I don't mind if I'm chatting with
someone in, say, Kiel, Austria or Ireland - I want to travel!
Subnote: Suffering from terrible jet lag right now. If I view your
profile and/or write you a message anytime during vampire hours, i
vant to thuck your... err, just adjusting to 7 hour leap.
I'm behind the times. Case-in-point: I own no smartphone, iPhone,
anything of that sort that's modern.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I play what may be considered one of the least cool instruments on
this website, but tough. I enjoy what I do, I'm insanely good at it
- and in terms of practical matters, it pays absurdly well. I've a
sarcastic wit, yet a a bit shy on the social front. I'm fond of
porch beers in the summer/fall, and pizza & Netflix any time of
the year*. Proud homeowner, educated linguist, and I enjoy taking
the bike out when I'm home.
One of my life goals is to pay off my house by the time I'm
*I have stumbled upon several pages that suggest that "Netflix and
chill" has become sort of innuendo over the last while. Although I
certain do not disapprove of any activities of this sort, I do
literally mean pizza and Netflix. Although I am also a sucker for
cuddling on the couch.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jokes.... sadly I have to work on telling jokes in German. But for
really terrible ones in English, please apply within :)
Also good at piano and this ridiculously uncool instrument called
the organ. I guess I have poor taste.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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How I met Your Mother, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Doctor Who,
Psych, South Park, Arrested Development, Archer, Late Night with
Eggs, pizza, anything to grave my spicy fix. I love breakfast
diners just as much as I relish B-Dubs and Chipotle.
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaach. Maybe a little Beethoven if the mood suits me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mixed language mish-mash
Poorly styled garments
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The message limit on OKC caps at 300 Sent/received. I wonder how
many girls on here have a message limit that exceeds 300 because
guys want to spend that extra $1 to put a message into a girl's
already stuffed inbox.
When, oh when I will finally have time and energy and will power to
refresh old language skills.
When I will finally be able to cash in on my Beer-For-Life
Membership at Lake Monster Brewery (back home in the US)
Sex. I'm just being honest. I tend to be an extremely horny
individual because I'm very easily turned on. Once you get to know
me, it's a very simple explanation, but a personal one. I mean, if
you like to get dirty, then I guess we're both missing out while we
waste time writing messages.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Netflix. I have a beamer, and am very comfortable on the
sofa in my room. Along with a bottle of beer, it's going to be hard
to get me out during relaxing time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I find many things sexy; I'm easy to please. But I find nothing
sexier than solid, proper grammar (in whichever language of your
choice, as long as I can understand it). That and a sweet girl with
a nice rack....of beer in her fridge.
I have a very bizarre bucket list.
I also got busted once because I was playing a piano at London
Heathrow airport and put out a tip jar. I actually made a good
chunk of change before one of the employees dropped the
I publicly streaked once.
You should message me if
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If you want to practice your German.
I can convince you to vote for Donald Trump.
You're welcome to ask any question you would like; I don't judge
(too harshly), and I don't bite (only at appropriate times).
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