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27 Bayreuth, Germany Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
French (Somewhat), German (Fluently), Irish (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat), Czech (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm not going to lie, ich habe Wanderlust. I want to flee, get out, see more places. That being said, I don't mind if I'm chatting with someone in, say, Kiel, Austria or Ireland - I want to travel!

Subnote: Suffering from terrible jet lag right now. If I view your profile and/or write you a message anytime during vampire hours, i vant to thuck your... err, just adjusting to 7 hour leap.

I'm behind the times. Case-in-point: I own no smartphone, iPhone, anything of that sort that's modern.
What I’m doing with my life
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I play what may be considered one of the least cool instruments on this website, but tough. I enjoy what I do, I'm insanely good at it - and in terms of practical matters, it pays absurdly well. I've a sarcastic wit, yet a a bit shy on the social front. I'm fond of porch beers in the summer/fall, and pizza & Netflix any time of the year*. Proud homeowner, educated linguist, and I enjoy taking the bike out when I'm home.

One of my life goals is to pay off my house by the time I'm 40.

*I have stumbled upon several pages that suggest that "Netflix and chill" has become sort of innuendo over the last while. Although I certain do not disapprove of any activities of this sort, I do literally mean pizza and Netflix. Although I am also a sucker for cuddling on the couch.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jokes.... sadly I have to work on telling jokes in German. But for really terrible ones in English, please apply within :)

Also good at piano and this ridiculously uncool instrument called the organ. I guess I have poor taste.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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How I met Your Mother, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Doctor Who, Psych, South Park, Arrested Development, Archer, Late Night with Steven Colbert.

Eggs, pizza, anything to grave my spicy fix. I love breakfast diners just as much as I relish B-Dubs and Chipotle.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaach. Maybe a little Beethoven if the mood suits me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My house
Mixed language mish-mash
Poorly styled garments
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The message limit on OKC caps at 300 Sent/received. I wonder how many girls on here have a message limit that exceeds 300 because guys want to spend that extra $1 to put a message into a girl's already stuffed inbox.

When, oh when I will finally have time and energy and will power to refresh old language skills.

When I will finally be able to cash in on my Beer-For-Life Membership at Lake Monster Brewery (back home in the US)

Sex. I'm just being honest. I tend to be an extremely horny individual because I'm very easily turned on. Once you get to know me, it's a very simple explanation, but a personal one. I mean, if you like to get dirty, then I guess we're both missing out while we waste time writing messages.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Netflix. I have a beamer, and am very comfortable on the sofa in my room. Along with a bottle of beer, it's going to be hard to get me out during relaxing time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I find many things sexy; I'm easy to please. But I find nothing sexier than solid, proper grammar (in whichever language of your choice, as long as I can understand it). That and a sweet girl with a nice rack....of beer in her fridge.

I have a very bizarre bucket list.

I also got busted once because I was playing a piano at London Heathrow airport and put out a tip jar. I actually made a good chunk of change before one of the employees dropped the hammer.

I publicly streaked once.
You should message me if
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If you want to practice your German.

I can convince you to vote for Donald Trump.

You're welcome to ask any question you would like; I don't judge (too harshly), and I don't bite (only at appropriate times).