"Linford is a totally awesome chap of unrivalled intellectual brilliance and formidable good looks. Having won the prestigious Stephen Hawking Award for advances in Quantum Theory in his final year, Linford also turned his attention to sport, where he trounced the competition in all the track events before throwing the javelin 234 m.
Boffington-Under-Marsh School for the Awesomely Gifted (BUMSAG)"
Nowadays I can mostly be found doing exciting stuff for an environmental consultancy firm based in the East Midlands.
I'm a fairly outdoors type but in no way obsessed by the latest advances in lightweight fleece technology.
I have friends in South Africa and visit regularly. I could potentially see myself moving there in the years ahead.
I enjoy fast cars and motorsport.
I'm a bit too shy for my own liking and wish I was more gregarious but I've learnt to overcome this terrible affliction by drinking 12 cans of special brew before any new social situation.
If it's important, I'm fully solvent and own everything that belongs to me....
I'm sadly talentless when it comes to playing anything or even singing. I wasn't even trusted to bang a tambourine at primary school.