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Linf5

40 M Derby, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Rather than blow one's own trumpet (I tried once but it was a non-starter), I think it's always more honest to let others summarize, so here is what my headmaster wrote on my final report card:

"Linford is a totally awesome chap of unrivalled intellectual brilliance and formidable good looks. Having won the prestigious Stephen Hawking Award for advances in Quantum Theory in his final year, Linford also turned his attention to sport, where he trounced the competition in all the track events before throwing the javelin 234 m.

John Kettley
Headmaster
Boffington-Under-Marsh School for the Awesomely Gifted (BUMSAG)"

Nowadays I can mostly be found doing exciting stuff for an environmental consultancy firm based in the East Midlands.

I'm a fairly outdoors type but in no way obsessed by the latest advances in lightweight fleece technology.

I have friends in South Africa and visit regularly. I could potentially see myself moving there in the years ahead.

I enjoy fast cars and motorsport.

I'm a bit too shy for my own liking and wish I was more gregarious but I've learnt to overcome this terrible affliction by drinking 12 cans of special brew before any new social situation.

If it's important, I'm fully solvent and own everything that belongs to me....

I'm sadly talentless when it comes to playing anything or even singing. I wasn't even trusted to bang a tambourine at primary school.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to small music festivals and pretending I'm cool (I'm not).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shrubberies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to keep abreast of ovine couture by sporting the latest trend in dingleberries.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - they're ok I suppose.

Movies - these are good.

Shows - meh.

Music - as long as Pans People can dance to it then I'll listen to it.

Food - most everything really. Except olives. They're nasty.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
fine porcelain
an impeccably cut jib
ticker tape trollies
semolina pilchard (wonder what it did at the top of the Eiffel Tower?)
Aphanizomenon flos-aquae
Professor Alice Roberts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Shenanigans.
Nantwich.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well I would of course like to give the impression I'm very rock and roll but nowadays if I'm not out visiting friends it's mostly having a nap and dreaming about how to be more rock and roll!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got an album by S club 7. That's not very rock and roll is it?
You should message me if
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You're Professor Alice Roberts or just willing to go out with any old idiot :)