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40 M Derby, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Rather than blow one's own trumpet (I tried once but it was a non-starter), I think it's always more honest to let others summarize, so here is what my headmaster wrote on my final report card:

"Linford is a totally awesome chap of unrivalled intellectual brilliance and formidable good looks. Having won the prestigious Stephen Hawking Award for advances in Quantum Theory in his final year, Linford also turned his attention to sport, where he trounced the competition in all the track events before throwing the javelin 234 m.

John Kettley
Boffington-Under-Marsh School for the Awesomely Gifted (BUMSAG)"

Nowadays I can mostly be found doing exciting stuff for an environmental consultancy firm based in the East Midlands.

I'm a fairly outdoors type but in no way obsessed by the latest advances in lightweight fleece technology.

I have friends in South Africa and visit regularly. I could potentially see myself moving there in the years ahead.

I enjoy fast cars and motorsport.

I'm a bit too shy for my own liking and wish I was more gregarious but I've learnt to overcome this terrible affliction by drinking 12 cans of special brew before any new social situation.

If it's important, I'm fully solvent and own everything that belongs to me....

I'm sadly talentless when it comes to playing anything or even singing. I wasn't even trusted to bang a tambourine at primary school.
What I’m doing with my life
Going to small music festivals and pretending I'm cool (I'm not).
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
I like to keep abreast of ovine couture by sporting the latest trend in dingleberries.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - they're ok I suppose.

Movies - these are good.

Shows - meh.

Music - as long as Pans People can dance to it then I'll listen to it.

Food - most everything really. Except olives. They're nasty.
The six things I could never do without
fine porcelain
an impeccably cut jib
ticker tape trollies
semolina pilchard (wonder what it did at the top of the Eiffel Tower?)
Aphanizomenon flos-aquae
Professor Alice Roberts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Well I would of course like to give the impression I'm very rock and roll but nowadays if I'm not out visiting friends it's mostly having a nap and dreaming about how to be more rock and roll!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got an album by S club 7. That's not very rock and roll is it?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're Professor Alice Roberts or just willing to go out with any old idiot :)