Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well first of all I'm pretty harmless and I promise I won't send or
say something totally inappropriate - not even a picture of me
bare-chested wrestling a rabbit. (It was no ordinary rabbit in case
Jobwise - well I work for an environmental consultancy based in the
East Midlands - can't believe it's my 10th year at the same place
so I must like it!
I enjoy my time away from work - my 2014 resolution was to say
'yes' to everything so I'm going to try and keep that up this year!
Travel wise - well I love it but then who doesn't?
As you might be able to tell from some of the photos I'm a fairly
outdoors type but in no way obsessed by the latest advances in
lightweight fleece technology. Ideally you'd also like good hikes
and general frolicking in the countryside!
If it's important, I'm fully solvent and own everything that
belongs to me....
I'm sadly talentless when it comes to playing anything or even
singing. I wasn't even trusted to bang a tambourine at primary
Note there is a danger that I may soon do something rash like buy a
property in South Africa with view to moving out there in a couple
of years to run a micro-brewery.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to small music festivals and pretending I'm cool (I'm
Trying to get a date!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How amazingly wonderful I am, naturally.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - they're ok I suppose.
Movies - these are good.
Shows - meh.
Music - as long as Pans People can dance to it then I'll listen to
Food - most everything really. Except olives. They're nasty.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-A good supportive pair of pants.
-Money with which to buy said pants.
-A connection to the internet to browse a variety of supportive
-The diversity of supportive pant retailers.
-Nectar points received on every purchase of supportive
-A large chest of drawers in which to store all my supportive pants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This is obviously a trick question. Asleep like every other night.
You should message me if
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You're Professor Alice Roberts or if you'd just like to!
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