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Linguallyable

25 Sacramento, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 9:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Status
Single
Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Okay), French (Okay), Russian (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there! I like reading, hiking, rafting, and driving (yeah, it's a poor use of a finite resource, I know). I'm a huge history nerd, and try to keep up with foreign affairs. I think deeds speak louder than words unless you're an excellent orator. On that note, my favorite presidents are probably FDR, Lincoln, and Jefferson, as flawed as they may be. Oh, and I firmly believe people should have a broad skill set. Sure, I might be a huge academic-type nerd/English teacher, but I'm a huge academic-type nerd/English teacher who can SCUBA dive and fight forest fires.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently getting in the best shape of my life, kicking my ass a couple of different ways. Initial results are promising.

I'm leaving in October for a program that should allow me to explore my education, research, disaster response, medical, and physical interests. I'm spending the time between then and now continuing to get in good shape, despite some hiccups.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at carrying heavy loads, random trivia, increasing ambient absurdity, building scaled replicas of planes, predicting future behavior based on past activities, and camping/outdoor stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height, my eyes, my sense of humor, and sooner or later, my absurdly good luck when it comes to having bad luck (getting injured, but only millimeters away from a serious injury, developing minor superpowers after incidents with lasers, that sort of thing).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hmm. Books? "Guns, Germs, and Steel", "1491", LOTR trilogy, stuff by R.A. Salvatore, Horatio Hornblower series by Forester, instructional manuals with randomly useful information (welding? Yes, please!). If you haven't read the Flashman series, do so. He is a thoroughly reprehensible and utterly captivating character. I've recently been able to catch up on some books I've had piling up, so I now know quite a bit more about the OSS than I did a few months ago. Terry Pratchett is the rightful king of the English language.
Movies, Movies, Movies. "The Green Hornet (Christoph Waltz is kinda perfect in this)", "Inglourious Basterds", "The Hurt Locker", "Star Trek" are some of the more recent movies I've enjoyed, but my favorites would have to be things like "The Godfather", "Unforgiven", Sergio Leone's Trilogy, "Pulp Fiction", "Platoon", "Apocalypse Now", "The Maltese Falcon" and about half the other films Humphrey Bogart was in.
I've got pretty wide musical tastes, from Hayes Carll to The Pogues to Hank Williams to Cake to The Fratellis to Bob Dylan to The Rolling Stones to Modest Mouse, Bo Diddly and Garbage. It kinda jumps around a bit.
Food? Mexican, Japanese, American, Eastern or Western European food, and Native American food (jerky, piki bread, barbecue)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
These lists are kinda odd. I tend to take them far too literally. So, aside from the obvious stuff, I'd say that I get the most use out of my literacy, my body, my Leatherman Wave, my smartphone, and my internet access. Cocoa-powdered almonds are pretty good, too. Oh, and kettle bells? Best kind of weight ever. Big chunk of iron with a handle. What more could you want?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My role in the world, my country's role in the world, ethics, whether it is best to be morally correct and perish or survive and compromise one's beliefs, the best ways to both thrive and hold to one's ethics, what it would take for the world to disarm, what the odds would be of an alien attack wiping our planet out because we haven't invested enough money in giant explodey lasers, what can be done to encourage more renewable energy sources, the best way to maintain our earth, the kind of people who get through this wall of text to read this line of text right here without losing interest, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Y'know, I'm no longer sure what a typical Friday night is, but I don't make any effort to make it more interesting or more boring than any other night in my life. Maybe it's just reading, maybe it's heading to the range, maybe it's packing for some excursion, maybe it's spent with an interesting person, maybe it's wasting a few hours playing some video game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It is entirely possible that I am addicted to sweet potatoes.

Oh, and I tend to not make the first move.
You should message me if
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I strike your interest, and you'd like to get to know me better. Oh, and if we both are on at the same time, feel free to use the IM function. It's both handy and dandy in that oh-so-flattering black!

In general, I am interested in intelligent, warm, sex-positive women with a sense of humor. If you have a hunch that most of those adjectives/descriptions applies to you, I'd probably enjoy chatting with you. For more than chatting, I'm basically looking for "smart, friendly, and up for having sex without expecting more than good friendship". I'm possibly moving around a lot soon, so I'm aiming for short-term and casual. Essentially, friends to have sex with.

Oh, I've noticed a strong correlation between "people I enjoy hanging out with" and "people who listen to Garbage". I would like to do further research on this front.