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LinkDJ

28 M Marietta, GA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Greetings traveller! My name is David and I'm a geeky guy from planet Earth. I am joined in exploring this world by my lovely wife IllustrateYou, but we encourage each other to find love and happiness outside of the duopoly we have formed. We've been open for our entire relationship and promise that we're not looking to replace each other, we just enjoy the variety that other functional human beings provide!

At heart I'm a social geek, my biggest passion is gaming! I really enjoy teaching people how to play my favorite board games, such as The Red Dragon Inn, Cards Against Humanity, Fluxx, We Didn't Playtest This At All, or Dominion. I've also got an extensive PC game library that helps to keep my World of Warcraft addiction in check (I've been clean for 2 expansions now, but every day is a struggle!).

I’m a really logical person, I like facts and data. I have no patience for drama, if you’ve got a problem I’d rather talk about it directly. I like living openly and honestly, and I expect the same level of honesty from you.

I’ve lived in Georgia my entire adult life. I’d love to move to the west coast someday, but for now my home is here in the suburbs.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a computer-fixing-guy at Obscure Healthcare Corporation, Inc. I’ve been obsessed with computers since I was 5 years old, and repairing them is easy, the hard part is convincing users to stop breaking them!

I’ve also been working really hard to improve my health. I go to the gym every day (even when I don’t want to!) and I’ve lost over 60 pounds since the beginning of 2013. Recently I’ve begun a strength training regimen. I’m not hardcore enough to be pounding protein shakes, but I do squats and bench press an amount!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Interpreting cats. I mean, maybe that just applies to my cats, but I’ve got a pretty good idea of what they want when they want it. And what they want is wet food.

More generally, I’m really good at solving problems. I like tackling difficult puzzles and figuring out how they operate, and helping things to be more efficient if I can. That’s kind of the backdrop for my entire life, if you hadn’t already noticed!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I’m pretty tall, so I’d think the first thing people would notice is my t-shirts, since those tend to be at eye-level for those around me. And I try to pick out obscure, clever ones whenever possible.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Snow Crash and Anathem by Neal Stephenson, Daemon and Freedom TM by Daniel Suarez, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy by Douglas Adams, The Ender's Game series by Orson Scott Card. The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins. I used to be really into Chuck Palahniuk books but I haven't read any lately, and before that I read a ton of Michael Crichton.

Movies: Idiocracy, Her, Indie Game: The Movie, The Lego Movie was surprisingly awesome, I’m looking forward to Guardians of the Galaxy because Marvel can do no wrong, The Avengers series has been great (though I still refuse to see any Hulk movie), Avatar, Serenity, Inception, Looper, Sleepwalk With Me

Shows-TV: Bob’s Burgers, Archer, The League (Which is so funny that it transcends my dislike of football), Louie, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, Silicon Valley, Rick and Morty, Parks and Recreation, Party Down, South Park, Community, The Venture Bros, Battlestar Galactica, Fringe, and pretty much anything in the Stargate series.

Shows-Podcasts: This American Life, Group Therapy with Above & Beyond (ABGT), Intelligence Squared US, Savage Lovecast (Magnum), Radiolab, Freakonomics Radio, Planet Money, 99% Invisible, Reasonable Doubts, Escape Pod

Music: deadmau5, Daft Punk, Anamanaguchi, The Postal Service, Justice, Mord Fustang, Bag Raiders, Two Door Cinema Club, Chromeo, The Whitest Boy Alive, Sasha, Royksopp, Above & Beyond, The Glitch Mob, Beta to the Max, LCD Soundsystem, Grand National, Wolfgang Gartner, Empire of the Sun

Food: So yeah, I’m known as a picky eater. I only like basic things: Cheese pizza, chicken tenders, hot wings, burgers, steak… things like that. More complicated things tend to gross me out. It’s totally fine if you want to eat it, but I don’t want to try a bite. I’m good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The Internet, because without it we wouldn’t be having this conversation. I mean, I guess it’s more of a monologue as it stands, but you could change that at any moment!
2. My House, otherwise where would I live? It’s nice having a place of my own where I can relax and be myself. Plus I can keep all my stuff there!
3. A1. If Kraft ever discontinues my favorite sauce I’ll be picketing their headquarters.
4. Electronic Dance Music, it transforms the gym into a nightclub, and myself into that weird guy that’s dancing on the elliptical.
5. Allergy Medication, for without it I am a wheezy, sneezy mess. Thanks a lot, pollen!
6. Comedy. Whether it’s making my friends laugh or enjoying a stand-up comedian, nothing is more fun than laughing at stupid shit that you’ll never think of in quite the same way again.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe, and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rolling for initiative! No, wait, that’s Monday night. Which one is Friday again? Oh, right.

I’m typically playing video games on Friday nights, lately I’ve been enjoying Hearthstone, a free-to-play card game not unlike Magic: The Gathering. FTL, The Binding of Isaac, and Civilization V are other good choices.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If grape sugar-free Kool-Aid causes cancer, I'll be the first one to know about it.
You should message me if
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You’re open to my openness and are picking up what I’m putting down. Bonus points if you share my love of all things geeky, aren’t afraid to attend a convention or two, or are already in a relationship and are seeking a sane, stable second partner. It’s also totally cool if you’re not looking for anything long-term or serious, I feel like any relationship between two people has to find its own equilibrium, and I’m completely fine with whatever level the two of us are comfortable with. If you’d like to continue on as strangers then I thank you for getting this far through my profile, and I wish you good luck in your search!