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26 / M / Bisexual / Single

Stockton, California

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Jul 30, 2010
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My self-summary
My names Link. I live in Hyrule. I enjoy long walks in the forest and have a tendency to get myself lost a lot.

I'm a musician and have mastered the flute, the ocarina, a stick, harps, but in the irony of all things I have a strange medical condition that leaves me mute except for spontaneous screaming.

My best friend is a horse and i've been known to speak to fairies.

I am Brave, Courageous, and Musical

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What I’m doing with my life
Up until recently I had a monotonous relationship with a rich blonde who expected me to run after her in a frivolous game of cat and mouse. I've since decided it was time to move forward and focus more so on my career as a farm-boy working on Lon-Lon Ranch.

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I’m really good at
Spinning around in circles and screaming.
Playing instruments.
Fucking with time.
Dramatic climaxes.
Breaking and entering.
Breaking objects and cutting grass for rupees.
Capturing things in jars.

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The first things people usually notice about me
My trendy green outfit. Depending on the weather I change outfits and colors accordingly.
(I.E. if it's hot i'll wear red, if it's raining or cold i'll wear my blue outfit)

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:Nietzsche, mien kampf, White Nation: Fantasies of White Supremacy in a Multicultural Society, The King James bible.

Movies: American History X

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The six things I could never do without
My Horse, my hat, my sword, my flute, My talking boat, My triforce of courage

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why she always runs back to Ganondorf. ):

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On a typical Friday night I am
Grooming my horse.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an evil twin who wears the same exact outfit as I do, except he's black.

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I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 19-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
If you're anything like this guy.

brian__pop

well i cant get your attention unless you let me know what your looking for sex /friends /kinky sex ????????? well reply and we can discuss it . Oh yeah nice set of ears is yuour cock just as long or loooongger?

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Santa claus?....

brian__pop

Well are you the elf that got away? and why dont you get some fotos with skin what do you look like under those clothes?????

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I wouldn't know... I think they're glued to my body with Hyrulian superglue...

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