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31 Columbus, OH Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 25
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Graduated from masters program
Likes dogs and likes cats

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If you love puppies, kittens and think The Giving Tree is both the saddest and most accurate fictional portrayal of humanity ever written, then you are in luck, we are a 100% guaranteed match!

*Not an actual guarantee*

Here we go. I'm funny, intelligent and well-read. I love movies, music and books, and add to my respective libraries regularly. I love to go out to karaoke, not only to sing, but to witness the tragic/splendid/surprising show that it can be--and yes, I'm a good singer.

I play guitar, I'm learning ukulele, and I want to track down a banjo someday. I write. I write stories, plays, skits and poems. I went to school for writing, and I ended up submitting a poetry thesis I was quite proud of. I asked my creative writing students to answer why they wanted to learn about creative writing, and one student replied (in a paper) that he wanted to know "how to make good poetry for the ladies." That kid was awesome, and I'm with him.

I've been getting into learning about organic foods lately, and I try to work out 3-4 times a week, but I can't say I always stick to it.

I love to travel. I've been to all 50 states, though only to a few other countries (Canada, England, Scotland, Whales), which is something I want to change eventually.

Other things... um, I work on a webcomic off-and-on, I'm one of the more honest people you are likely to meet, and once, while bored at a school play, I discovered how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. For answers to this and many other questions, contact me posthaste!

So that's me, who are you Mystery Lady?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
See above.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on the night. It could be a joke, or some tangent of conversation I've sent a group on, or my eyes. They're not bad.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
There's a lot I could list, but some favorites:

Books - Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Lolita, Cat's Cradle, Don Quixote, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Watchmen, Fight Club, All-American Poem, Peter Pan, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Devil in the White City, The Road, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay ---- Poe, Chabon, McCarthy, Carroll, Alan Moore, George Saunders

Movies - Planet of the Apes, Back to the Future, Amelie, The Royal Tenenbaums, Inglourious Basterds, Dr. Strangelove, The Princess Bride, Groundhog Day ---- Bill Murray, the Coen Brothers, Stanley Kubrick

Shows - old Simpsons, Seinfeld, 30 Rock, Mad Men, Deadwood, Venture Bros., The Twilight Zone, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development

Music - Bob Dylan, David Bowie, The Magnetic Fields, Frank Sinatra, CCR, Tom Waits, Andrew Bird, The Kinks, Regina Spektor, Beethoven, Belle & Sebastian, Flogging Molly, Billie Holiday, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, The Smiths, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Ennio Morricone, Danny Elfman, Green Day, The Decemberists
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends
An Internet connection
Bob Dylan music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
History, oddities, storytelling, art, language, friendships, romance, wordplay, humor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either holed up at home with a good book or film, or out with friends having beer or preferably wine, or at yoga.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know the lyrics to a lot of Disney songs.
You should message me if
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you are passionate, have something to say and think a night out has things to offer beyond just beers at the bar.

Oh, and if for the question, "Which is bigger: the Earth or the sun?" you did not choose "the Earth."