*Not an actual guarantee*
Here we go. I'm funny, intelligent and well-read. I love movies, music and books, and add to my respective libraries regularly. I love to go out to karaoke, not only to sing, but to witness the tragic/splendid/surprising show that it can be--and yes, I'm a good singer.
I play guitar, I'm learning ukulele, and I want to track down a banjo someday. I write. I write stories, plays, skits and poems. I went to school for writing, and I ended up submitting a poetry thesis I was quite proud of. I asked my creative writing students to answer why they wanted to learn about creative writing, and one student replied (in a paper) that he wanted to know "how to make good poetry for the ladies." That kid was awesome, and I'm with him.
I've been getting into learning about organic foods lately, and I try to work out 3-4 times a week, but I can't say I always stick to it.
I love to travel. I've been to all 50 states, though only to a few other countries (Canada, England, Scotland, Whales), which is something I want to change eventually.
Other things... um, I work on a webcomic off-and-on, I'm one of the more honest people you are likely to meet, and once, while bored at a school play, I discovered how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. For answers to this and many other questions, contact me posthaste!
So that's me, who are you Mystery Lady?